This Is Why We Have Mexicans

The lawn is half mowed and the foot is half off. And adding those two halves together does not make a whole. Unless you're talking about a whole lot of fucking pain. Should have hired a Mexican to do the job.

8 Comments
  • fistermister June 4, 2014

    This little piggy went this way the other three went that way and the big one stayed home.

    +1
  • vulture June 4, 2014

    at what point do you notice your foot is in the way...when it falls off i spose

    +1
  • cellule June 4, 2014

    Precision is relative. 1/8, 1/4, even inches are close enough sometimes, but a foot is too much waiste & you can never get a straight cut.

    +1
  • rockinron June 4, 2014

    look on the brite side, now you can tell the chicks you have a foot and a half!

    +1
  • goodster June 4, 2014

    There is a point at which you should stop biting your nails. this guy found it to late.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe June 4, 2014

    You may grow a couple of inches more... But you'll never grow another foot.

    +2
  • eat3beans June 4, 2014

    Add some beans rice and cheese, roll that shit up in a tortilla you got a delicious Carne Asada burrito

    +0
  • outlawscumbag June 6, 2014

    Looks like a lawnmower accident when Jorge was doing a landscaping job.

    +0
 
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