The lawn is half mowed and the foot is half off. And adding those two halves together does not make a whole. Unless you're talking about a whole lot of fucking pain. Should have hired a Mexican to do the job.
This little piggy went this way the other three went that way and the big one stayed home.
at what point do you notice your foot is in the way...when it falls off i spose
Precision is relative. 1/8, 1/4, even inches are close enough sometimes, but a foot is too much waiste & you can never get a straight cut.
look on the brite side, now you can tell the chicks you have a foot and a half!
There is a point at which you should stop biting your nails. this guy found it to late.
You may grow a couple of inches more... But you'll never grow another foot.
Add some beans rice and cheese, roll that shit up in a tortilla you got a delicious Carne Asada burrito
Looks like a lawnmower accident when Jorge was doing a landscaping job.