That's pretty funny, but I'd rather just jerk off all over her and leave the real deal dripping down her back. Or her face. Either one is cool with me. Actually, I think I'd like to make puddles in her back dimples.
I'd decorate her back like a cake.
I'd fucking ghetto fuck that bitch.
I could make it look like someone is cumming on her back without the rocks
looks like someone already got their rocks off.
Somewhere, sometime, some guy will die from a violent death.
getting your rocks off: your doing it wrong.
her boyfriend told her he was making a rose, i bet she can't wait to show her friends.
Roofies at the beach! What fun!