Your One Stop Turban Shop

With all the different turbans out there, it's so hard to keep up with the hot new styles. Now that summer is right around the corner, you don't want to be sporting a winter colors and you're going to need a turban that breathes and keeps your head cool. So swing by Turban Outfitters, and they'll help you find the perfect turbans for you. And they'll have an array of shitty music playing for you too.

16 Comments
  • xizang June 5, 2014

    Actually these are the Good Guys, aren't they? They're Buddhists or some non-muslim religion from India? In which case, I would like them.

    +2
  • cellule June 5, 2014

    Here's one sikh tamul for sure!

    -4
  • lick-yer-clit June 5, 2014

    all the sikhs will be loving the comment above,, education can seriously damage your health

    +3
  • vulture June 5, 2014

    at last one that understands english

    +3
  • iluvkitty June 5, 2014

    If staples are sold at Staple's, why do you think Adam goes to buy his gear at Dick's????

    +2
  • kanada June 5, 2014

    Fucking adam, he thinks turbans are for style. Fyi, the bigger the turban the more goats you have fucked. This guys over a hundred.

    -1
  • rockinron June 5, 2014

    if i hold and "F" up in front of star B ucks, does that mean i can go in and do demi moore for $50 ?

    +0
  • fistermister June 5, 2014

    Buy any turban and get a bomb and detonator free.

    -1
  • solidbriscoe June 5, 2014

    @kanada... The bigger the turban, the bigger the glass of water you hide up there to clean your ass out with after you take a steamo.

    +1
  • potrostation June 5, 2014

    It will never make enough money. They buy one and wear it for life.

    -1
  • kanada June 5, 2014

    @solidbrisco, you're one wacky dude, you fit in well with the rest of us.

    -1
  • m1009 June 5, 2014

    If that's true kanada, then 2indastink's is dragging the ground

    +2
  • goodster June 5, 2014

    Look on the bright side,, If the shitter stall is out of paper he can always unwrap his hat a few times.

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 6, 2014

    No more guessing lets be safe and just shoot him.

    -1
  • eyeh8dumbasses June 6, 2014

    I like this good thinking right there

    +2
  • kanada June 6, 2014

    @m1009, lmfao. He wraps his noggin with a parachute.

    +0
 
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