Marriage is a beautiful thing. Well the idea is a beautiful thing. The more you think about the real facts of marriage, like no sex, yelling all the time, and getting fat. I would rather just have my way with one or both of those chickens.
I'd give her my chicken..takes 2 hours to get done
Must be from the Tyson family.
if she does this to dead chickens her kitchen skills must be about zero...lets hope she's very good in the sack
^ It is. Happens every April 15th.^
Does that one chicken have a penis?
damn cocks cock is bigger than mine.
Somewhere far down the road, there is a sandwich waiting just for you, but you have some work ahead.
Looks like he is having a hard time saying good bye to the side bitches...