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posted by Jay D. on 6/7/2014

Ford Escort Moving Service

Usually when you have to move, you call your buddy with a pickup truck, and offer him some beer and gas money to help you move. Fuck that guy! Now you call your buddy with a Ford Escort, and buy him some wine spritzers. That mother fucker will move all your shit in no time, and he gets 20 miles to gallon.
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xizang
I remember this really hot little 23 year old blonde once. She wasn’t very experienced and I’ve always had this big, thick penis...
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posted on: 06-07-14 @ 10:57 AM

vulture
a second opinion is alway worth while
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posted on: 06-07-14 @ 12:41 PM

crazyvet
Probably the best use of a Ford I have seen in a while.
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posted on: 06-07-14 @ 1:33 PM

bennyboy19
It’s a Ford Focus 4YI.
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posted on: 06-07-14 @ 1:58 PM

kanada
Although this car seats 9 people it wasn't a big seller.
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posted on: 06-07-14 @ 2:44 PM

2indastink
hillbilly cumfest.
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posted on: 06-07-14 @ 2:58 PM

fingers
They don’t know what the roof is for.
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posted on: 06-07-14 @ 4:29 PM

rockinron
not even redneck worthy.......no duct tape!
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posted on: 06-07-14 @ 5:54 PM

cellule
@rockinron - I though it was the limo at your wedding..
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posted on: 06-07-14 @ 10:02 PM

cellule
Oops.. Someone sued ’Casting Couch’ and won..
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posted on: 06-07-14 @ 10:04 PM

rockinron
@cellule limo? we hired a station wagon, and it had duct tape!
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posted on: 06-08-14 @ 7:28 PM

cellule
@rockinron ..The worse is that I believe you..!
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posted on: 06-08-14 @ 11:04 PM

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