Ford Escort Moving Service

Usually when you have to move, you call your buddy with a pickup truck, and offer him some beer and gas money to help you move. Fuck that guy! Now you call your buddy with a Ford Escort, and buy him some wine spritzers. That mother fucker will move all your shit in no time, and he gets 20 miles to gallon.

12 Comments
  • xizang June 7, 2014

    I remember this really hot little 23 year old blonde once. She wasn't very experienced and I've always had this big, thick penis...

    -1
  • vulture June 7, 2014

    a second opinion is alway worth while

    +1
  • crazyvet June 7, 2014

    Probably the best use of a Ford I have seen in a while.

    +1
  • bennyboy19 June 7, 2014

    It's a Ford Focus 4YI.

    +5
  • kanada June 7, 2014

    Although this car seats 9 people it wasn't a big seller.

    +1
  • 2indastink June 7, 2014

    hillbilly cumfest.

    +0
  • fingers June 7, 2014

    They don't know what the roof is for.

    +0
  • rockinron June 7, 2014

    not even redneck worthy.......no duct tape!

    +1
  • cellule June 7, 2014

    @rockinron - I though it was the limo at your wedding..

    +1
  • cellule June 7, 2014

    Oops.. Someone sued 'Casting Couch' and won..

    +0
  • rockinron June 8, 2014

    @cellule limo? we hired a station wagon, and it had duct tape!

    +1
  • cellule June 9, 2014

    @rockinron ..The worse is that I believe you..!

    +0
 
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