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posted by Adam H. on 6/10/2014

Why So Happy Lard Ass?

Wow, I've never seen someone be so happy about eating her way into a wheelchair. She can't even get her fat ass in bed by herself, but she's got a smile bigger than her dress size. Probably because we're the ones who paid for that new hoist of hers.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
corruptedsob
Obamacare at it finest.
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 1:35 PM

txdo_msk
You know that's just a high priced engine hoist. $120 @harborfreight.com will get everything needed but the massive sling.
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 1:35 PM

rockinron
i wanna see the video next week when the hydraulics fail and she pops when she hits the floor!
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 1:50 PM

loulou
Sex swings for big girls.
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 1:50 PM

rockinron
the nurse is happy because she don’t hafta lift that ton of shit anymore!
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 1:52 PM

fistermister
Is there anything else I can get you? Like a bale of hay or a bucket of oats.
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 2:14 PM

2indastink
subway.....eat shit.
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 2:19 PM

toreal
Fat lazy American Tea Party member draining the economy.
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 2:52 PM

vulture
shes happy cause she did’nt have to move and possibly lose some weight
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 2:56 PM

cellule
Snap-On has a model especially made for 350 & up.. cubic-inches...
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 3:08 PM

thunderbutt
Boom was straight when they started.
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 4:15 PM

solidbriscoe
Nice winch wench.
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 4:22 PM

chipper812
now you can wash that bitch in the pool out back, Bubba
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 4:51 PM

captjim
Who the fuck would be happy about being so fat that you need an engine puller and a circus tent just to get into bed?
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 5:19 PM

pizzapie
Black guys are salivating over this blimp
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 5:36 PM

happyjack
^^^^No, this one isn't. Nobody wants this fat pasty blob.
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 6:11 PM

potrostation
@ loulou:Ha, Ha, You fucked a fatty in a swing. We have t-shirts.
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 6:36 PM

dozer67
the bad part is that was originally made to pull engines out of cars now it’s for giant fat people so sad.
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 7:44 PM

goodster
That must be a crane in the neck too have to babysit this fat bitch.
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 7:54 PM

spinal12
She weighs in as much as a ’74 with roller 454, TH400 3K stall and Ferd 9 w/ 4.20s" .... having a gorgeous woman at the counter ask how she can help you, and you say, ...
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 9:55 PM

seamorebuts
the crane ganna snap
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 9:56 PM

cellule
Hey look at that, Biggertalk!! Imagine white stripes on her dress, it would be the watermelon you’re dreaming of!
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 10:34 PM

vaticider
I wonder how much an Engine Hoist converted for the medical field costs?
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posted on: 06-10-14 @ 11:30 PM

loulou
@potrostation, I’m a female so that would be kind of hard.
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posted on: 06-11-14 @ 4:43 PM

nh3kid
I used some thing like that to change the motor out in my dodge truck!!
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posted on: 06-11-14 @ 7:11 PM

cthulu
That fat fucking bitch is smiling because we work so she can sit around and watch tv on our dime
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posted on: 06-11-14 @ 7:53 PM

bobbabooey
That nurse is replacing a tranny
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posted on: 06-13-14 @ 6:49 PM

outlawscumbag
That hoist is hold on for dear life.
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posted on: 06-15-14 @ 7:52 AM

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