Not sure what happened here, but it kind of looks like he put his toe in a pencil sharpener. A really fat pencil sharpener. Well, I guess that's one less toenail he has to cut now.
Nothing a little Lotrimin can't cure.
Toe be or not toe be?
if them toes were any longer they would be fingers
It's obvious what happen,,, Someone ate it, look at the sprig of parsley the missed.
This little piggy got fucked
guess that clover wasn't a four leafer
That's why you get Mexicans to mow your yard.
gardening is dangerous..
He was playing footsy with Chuck Norris
Said he was gonna put his big toe up that leprechauns ass.
@goodster nope i just fucked the shit outta it! love me some fesh toe wound pussy!
That will teach him to be careful when mowing the lawn. Stupid fuck.
Looks like a four leaf clover on it. Not so lucky from where I stand Lucky Charms...
Look at that little leaf stuck in the stump.
BAM a lil garnish on the top read to serve
It's all dressed up with garnish and everything! How considerate.