Dude must have cut himself shaving. He's probably using one of them old school Bic single blade razors. That's gotta be why every razor they make now has a minimum of 13 blades and a hi-tech space-age comfort gel strip.
i'd fuck it.
Point to where it hurts.
cut me a steak off before you sew it back up
Duct tape fix that.
Some lime and salt will fix that right up
^missed it by that much^
Ain't nothing little bondo can't fix.
he survived, but lets just say, it was a "close shave."
He'll be executed: he have non-halal meat.
Scarface's brother, Cuntface.
Someone finally got a picture of Kim Kardashian's Vagina.