I don't usually get my wisdom from t-shirts, but this one has some very valid points. Although I think it makes you more likely to fuck ugly people than lean on them. And I know a few guys with beer bellies that might argue the first statement.
It also makes you brave, horny, stupid, sick, and able to recite poems you heard in high school.
not to mention it makes you an awesome abstract artist when you paint the bathroom walls and floors with your puke!
And lean against the urinal because you gotta piss so much.
Lean over toilets and dumpsters. Good times.
Does'nt make you fat, I makes you doing fats.
Makes you horny. Makes you flash yer boobies for a bet...or just for the hell of it. Beer is just awesome. No wonder the akbars are so bloody angry....they need beer, bacon n boobies. In that order.
Beer makes you smart… It made Budweiser.
^^^^^......Damn how can you drink that crap?
Never said I did!!! I drink vodka!