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posted by Adam H. on 6/26/2014

Pizza And Pussy

Who knew you could get such wisdom from a pizza box? Even if gynecologist is spelled wrong, the point is still valid. But who really gives a shit when there is a pizza that needs to be eaten. Damn that fucking thing looks delicious, especially since I've had a few beers.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
siko666
It does look fucking great and you don’t have to cuddle with it either when your done.
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posted on: 06-26-14 @ 12:15 PM

corruptedsob
Hold the anchovies
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posted on: 06-26-14 @ 1:36 PM

potrostation
Pizza poetry. Nice. Golf clap
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posted on: 06-26-14 @ 4:38 PM

rockinron
what pizza and pussy have in common?......a real man will eat it no matter what condition its in,hot, cold, dirty,or even if its on the floor!
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posted on: 06-26-14 @ 4:43 PM

cellule
One has to deal with hairs.
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posted on: 06-26-14 @ 5:20 PM

dozer67
I know a Gynecologist and after telling me a few horror stories not only will you not eat it but might think twice before you fuck it...
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posted on: 06-26-14 @ 6:33 PM

potrostation
what pizza and pussy have in common? Any is better then none.
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posted on: 06-26-14 @ 6:58 PM

solidbriscoe
Postscript, I also left some pubic hairs in there for you to enjoy.
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posted on: 06-26-14 @ 8:19 PM

goodster
There’s even a little pepperoni pussy on the top.
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posted on: 06-26-14 @ 11:13 PM

handsomedevil
what does a pizza delivery driver guy and rockinron’s proctologist’s have in common? they both have shitty jobs.lmao
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posted on: 06-27-14 @ 8:15 AM

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