Let me say that I might leave a baby in the store with the clerk while I carried out my cases of beer, WITH both hands. You don't want any of that precious beer to fall and crack open. Besides, beer is what makes babies anyways.
Then how are you gonna carry the chips and slim-jims?
I always carry my baby that way.
if both hand are busy,the bitch pays
Didn't know dropped cases of beer was at such an epidemic level.
its cool if ya drop the kid, he'll heal up in a few days. but beer fucking explodes and is gone forever damn it!! now just try to be more carefull guys!
The pic is wrong... should have fingers in the eye sockets like a bowling ball.
The baby can carry his own beer.
Because I would never drink a baby...?..
^and never ever shake a beer.