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posted by Jay D. on 6/27/2014

I Would Never Carry A Baby With One Hand

Let me say that I might leave a baby in the store with the clerk while I carried out my cases of beer, WITH both hands. You don't want any of that precious beer to fall and crack open. Besides, beer is what makes babies anyways.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
goodster
Then how are you gonna carry the chips and slim-jims?
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posted on: 06-27-14 @ 2:10 PM

solidbriscoe
I always carry my baby that way.
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posted on: 06-27-14 @ 3:09 PM

wifebeater2000
if both hand are busy,the bitch pays
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posted on: 06-27-14 @ 3:10 PM

happyjack
Didn’t know dropped cases of beer was at such an epidemic level.
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posted on: 06-27-14 @ 5:11 PM

rockinron
its cool if ya drop the kid, he’ll heal up in a few days. but beer fucking explodes and is gone forever damn it!! now just try to be more carefull guys!
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posted on: 06-27-14 @ 5:52 PM

goodster
The pic is wrong... should have fingers in the eye sockets like a bowling ball.
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posted on: 06-27-14 @ 8:29 PM

potrostation
The baby can carry his own beer.
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posted on: 06-27-14 @ 8:44 PM

cellule
Because I would never drink a baby...?..
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posted on: 06-27-14 @ 9:22 PM

solidbriscoe
^and never ever shake a beer.
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posted on: 06-28-14 @ 9:25 AM

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