I would never carry a baby with one hand
Let me say that I might leave a baby in the store with the clerk while I carried out my cases of beer, WITH both hands. You don't want any of that precious beer to fall and crack open. Besid... Show more
Let me say that I might leave a baby in the store with the clerk while I carried out my cases of beer, WITH both hands. You don't want any of that precious beer to fall and crack open. Besid... Show more
^and never ever shake a beer.
Because I would never drink a baby...?..
The baby can carry his own beer.