I would never carry a baby with one hand

Let me say that I might leave a baby in the store with the clerk while I carried out my cases of beer, WITH both hands. You don't want any of that precious beer to fall and crack open. Besides, beer is what makes babies anyways.

9 Comments
  • goodster June 27, 2014

    Then how are you gonna carry the chips and slim-jims?

    +4
  • solidbriscoe June 27, 2014

    I always carry my baby that way.

    +0
  • wifebeater2000 June 27, 2014

    if both hand are busy,the bitch pays

    +1
  • happyjack June 27, 2014

    Didn't know dropped cases of beer was at such an epidemic level.

    +0
  • rockinron June 27, 2014

    its cool if ya drop the kid, he'll heal up in a few days. but beer fucking explodes and is gone forever damn it!! now just try to be more carefull guys!

    +1
  • goodster June 27, 2014

    The pic is wrong... should have fingers in the eye sockets like a bowling ball.

    +0
  • potrostation June 27, 2014

    The baby can carry his own beer.

    +1
  • cellule June 27, 2014

    Because I would never drink a baby...?..

    +1
  • solidbriscoe June 28, 2014

    ^and never ever shake a beer.

    +1
 
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