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posted by Adam H. on 7/2/2014

I've Got A Pretty Fat Pen

Hey, why is this pen holder filled with jizz? At first I thought the pens were sticking because of the magnet, but nope. There is dried up baby batter holding them in place. You better believe I won't be chewing any pens in this office. A pocket protecter doesn't seem like such a bad idea right now.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
ibetdaddy
Lube that bitch up and take it for a test whack
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posted on: 07-02-14 @ 12:29 PM

rockinron
finaly something to fap with on my desk that won’t embarrass me.
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posted on: 07-02-14 @ 12:56 PM

preferemshaved
Now where's the one that's pointing for the ladies.
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posted on: 07-02-14 @ 1:43 PM

vulture
i need a bigger one....i have a lot of pens
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posted on: 07-02-14 @ 1:54 PM

thunderbutt
Pocket edition
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posted on: 07-02-14 @ 2:22 PM

captjim
That’s the write stuff.
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posted on: 07-02-14 @ 2:31 PM

potrostation
Sure. That’s why it has vibration mode.
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posted on: 07-02-14 @ 3:10 PM

cellule
Is it compatible with pens for right-handed peoples?
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posted on: 07-02-14 @ 5:30 PM

corruptedsob
Does it come with a vibration feature
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posted on: 07-02-14 @ 6:50 PM

cellule
@corruptedsob :I don’t think so, it must probably come with a cardboard box & bubble wrap..
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posted on: 07-02-14 @ 8:23 PM

urapnes1701d
Bob Dole is jealous.
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posted on: 07-02-14 @ 10:43 PM

handsomedevil
you’re all lucky, it’s made to accommodate pencil-dicks.
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posted on: 07-03-14 @ 7:12 AM

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