I've Got A Pretty Fat Pen

Hey, why is this pen holder filled with jizz? At first I thought the pens were sticking because of the magnet, but nope. There is dried up baby batter holding them in place. You better believe I won't be chewing any pens in this office. A pocket protecter doesn't seem like such a bad idea right now.

12 Comments
  • ibetdaddy July 2, 2014

    Lube that bitch up and take it for a test whack

    +2
  • rockinron July 2, 2014

    finaly something to fap with on my desk that won't embarrass me.

    +3
  • preferemshaved July 2, 2014

    Now where's the one that's pointing for the ladies.

    +2
  • vulture July 2, 2014

    i need a bigger one....i have a lot of pens

    +0
  • thunderbutt July 2, 2014

    Pocket edition

    +0
  • captjim July 2, 2014

    That's the write stuff.

    +0
  • potrostation July 2, 2014

    Sure. That's why it has vibration mode.

    +0
  • cellule July 2, 2014

    Is it compatible with pens for right-handed peoples?

    +0
  • corruptedsob July 2, 2014

    Does it come with a vibration feature

    +0
  • cellule July 2, 2014

    @corruptedsob :I don't think so, it must probably come with a cardboard box & bubble wrap..

    +0
  • urapnes1701d July 2, 2014

    Bob Dole is jealous.

    +1
  • handsomedevil July 3, 2014

    you're all lucky, it's made to accommodate pencil-dicks.

    +0
 
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