Hey man, what were we talking about? Wanna order a pizza? I don't have any cash, but maybe the delivery guy will let us pay in weed. Ask him if he can stop and get me some ice cream too. And some Twix. And Doritos. Cool ranch.
I much prefer meth cos it makes me do housework and want to fuck the cat.
I forgot what I was going to say!
I think that fucker is wearing my t-shirt.
If you need a light, just say so.
weed will get you through times of no.....umm, WEED will get you .....um,.....High!....yeah..
Uh...Shit, nevermind. Where's the remote?
Works for me
Where can I get that shirt? don't tell me write it down because, you know :(
Give weed to a bunch of potheads but nothing to smoke it with and the NASA engeneers would seems like retarded beside them.
Light another one up. Maybe that'll help you remember.
weed is awesome. you can sit there and begin to formulate this grand intellectual, philosophical scheme to cure what ails us as a race of beings, and you're sure as shit sure that you got the answers right in your hands, and then you get distracted by some shiny colors caught in your peripheral view, and down goes the panacea right through your hands into utter pitch black oblivion. that's what weed does: it gives you brilliance and complete idiocy at the same time. all i can do laugh hysterically. weed is awesome. stoned as i type.
i got the munchies and someone stole my damn shirt!