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posted by Adam H. on 7/6/2014

Perverts Need Not Apply

This makes perfect sense. She wants a man to pop her hemorrhoids with their teeth and let the blood and puss squirt down his throat before he fucks her in the ass. But she won't be letting any perverts eat her hemorrhoids. Just sexually conservative gentlemen. She's a classy lady after all.
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cellule
"Casual encounter" of the 7th kind!
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posted on: 07-06-14 @ 3:29 PM

corruptedsob
Guess that leaves out everybody on this site
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posted on: 07-06-14 @ 3:31 PM

xizang
No perverts? That would rule out ALL you peanut gallery members.
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posted on: 07-06-14 @ 3:31 PM

lick-yer-clit
its fake after i popped her whinnets last time she never let me fuck her ass.. dont reply to her
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posted on: 07-06-14 @ 3:32 PM

allcaps
I ran an ad looking for a guy to eat out a 300lb, on the rag, with a herpes outbreak that would flick blood clots with their tongue..I got a lot of guys that were willing
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posted on: 07-06-14 @ 4:11 PM

potrostation
That’s 80% of CL’s R&R.
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posted on: 07-06-14 @ 4:19 PM

rockinron
no creepers, no perverts? just who does she think is going to do all these clean and holsum things for her?
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posted on: 07-06-14 @ 4:23 PM

crazyvet
Do I have to use a condom?
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posted on: 07-06-14 @ 5:06 PM

scottishtits77
Hell, all those years I spent at university learning to look after poorly people and all I had to do was plant my mouth round some arse-grapes instead. I’m a pervert though so I’d be no use to him. Oh yeah, I don’t have a cock either.
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posted on: 07-06-14 @ 5:24 PM

pizzapie
I think I’m in love
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posted on: 07-06-14 @ 6:19 PM

outlawscumbag
I’d go over there and shove my bowie blade up his homo hemorrhoid turd sucking fags ass.
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posted on: 07-06-14 @ 7:52 PM

goodster
They got a cream for that!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on: 07-06-14 @ 8:05 PM

rockinron
^^2.2^^before you 2 homophobic cock swallowers get to bent outta shape you may wanna know that the add was placed by a woman. thats why it says w4m.
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posted on: 07-06-14 @ 8:33 PM

dozer67
@rockinron still think it’s a dude....prolly one in drag.
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posted on: 07-07-14 @ 10:56 AM

cthulu
Something makes me think this is really m4m just ’accidentally’ placed in w4m
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posted on: 07-07-14 @ 3:04 PM

scottishtits77
Sorry Ron, I just assumed it was a middle-aged dude. Having read the advert again, I totally get that it’s a woman instead. I still ain’t bursting her grapes with my teeth though, I’m all for rimming and dining at the Y, but drinking pus and blood just doesn’t float my goat.
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posted on: 07-07-14 @ 5:28 PM

nh3kid
That made me sick to my stomach but yet I red it to the end
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posted on: 07-07-14 @ 9:06 PM

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