Some people what to tell you that you matter and that everyone loves you. Some are more likely to call you a faggot and tell you not to get any on their shoes when you land.
Ok u first dickhead! \"And the world got a little better\"
Don'toss your cigarette ...
THATS FUCKING TERRIBLE! WHY WOULD ANYONE TELL HIM TO DO A FLIP? THATS JUST WRONG! DO A FUCKING SWAN DIVE DUDE! THERE'S A BETTER CHANCE OF ME GETTING SOME FRESH WOUND PUSSY OUTTA THIS!
I agree with the do a flip guy, go out in style.
I would've scribbled, \"go headfirst.\"
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
^^OK. I think it's losing the funny effect now?
Yeah, you HAVE TO BE worth something: Céline Dion is f*ckin' rich.
Actually , Try a taller bridge would be a better suggestion, That looks like just an ankle breaker
^^^^Agreed we have the Golden Gate Bridge, San Mateo Bridge, and The SF Bay Bridge all within maybe a 20 mile radius of each other. And any of the 3 would do the trick. They don't report the suicide deaths from the bridges on the news or in the newspapers but its a well known fact that a bunch of people jump and die from thesee bridges every year. The abandoned car mid span is a dead giveaway.
I prefer to see a belly flop, or a canon ball.