You Can Keep The Beans

I'm not a huge fan of baked beans, but I love porn. I don't usually pay for it, but that's a pretty good deal. I guess I could give the beans to the homeless. That's a pretty nice thing to do. That way I'll feel good about myself while beating it to my new porn.

7 Comments
  • fistermister July 8, 2014

    After the porn you're up all night passing gas.

    +1
  • potrostation July 8, 2014

    Like none of you have cracked open a can of bean and watched a porn.

    +1
  • rockinron July 8, 2014

    must be some new asian porn advertising gimmick.

    +3
  • tgarner July 8, 2014

    Adam, where do you come up with baked beans? Have you ever had pork and beans? Completely different! I eat the fuckers straight out of the can all the time.

    -1
  • happyjack July 8, 2014

    ^^^^What do the other guys at the hobo camp eat?

    +4
  • nh3kid July 8, 2014

    That night will just end badly

    +1
  • cellule July 9, 2014

    Free flesh-light when the can is empty!

    +1
 
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