Hung Like an Acorn

Wow this is fucking sad to see, it's like an acorn attached to his torso. Homeboy's dick looks like you glued a acorn to a baby doll. He must be one angry mother fucker. How does he even masterbate to distress?

33 Comments
  • treehouse21 July 14, 2014

    Jay's user penis.

    +8
  • silverbolt709 July 14, 2014

    I feel like john holmes compared to this guy

    +2
  • atmydismay July 14, 2014

    "I was in the pool"

    +5
  • chupamiverga July 14, 2014

    I knew you weren't fooling anyone with the name "big jeff"

    +6
  • rockinron July 14, 2014

    gods way of telling you he dont want you to breed.

    +7
  • big_jeffrey72 July 14, 2014

    ^Tried to put CS on it but wouldn't fit both letters

    +8
  • chupamiverga July 14, 2014

    lol

    +0
  • corruptedsob July 14, 2014

    It a inie

    +2
  • tgarner July 14, 2014

    Damn, imagine what happens when he gets cold!

    +3
  • fistermister July 14, 2014

    Considering how fat he is, he doesn't have to impress anybody.

    +2
  • johnhancock July 14, 2014

    Looks like Human vestigiality

    +0
  • potrostation July 14, 2014

    If you count his gock. He's a porn star.

    +1
  • big_daddy305 July 14, 2014

    Either that's an "outie" or this guy's hung like a field mouse.

    +1
  • wifebeater2000 July 14, 2014

    hard to tell if that's chyna or Sean “X-Pac” Waltman

    -1
  • ghosthunter July 14, 2014

    poor bastard.

    +1
  • drtyrell July 14, 2014

    I've heard of being backed up with cum, but that's ridiculous!

    +1
  • crackerkiller July 14, 2014

    lmao... i c why you CRACKERS hate your dicks so much

    -7
  • eat3beans July 14, 2014

    I think I would just kill myself

    +2
  • johnhancock July 14, 2014

    I think it's funny this pic got more comments that that bitch to your right! Faggots....

    -3
  • solidbriscoe July 14, 2014

    Compared to that, my cock looks like Long dong schlong!

    +1
  • vulture July 14, 2014

    i cant think of 1 reason why you would want to put that dick pic on the internet

    +1
  • bigtex July 14, 2014

    That's just a genital wart!

    +5
  • dullfeathers July 15, 2014

    Wow...smerfett really let her house go.

    +1
  • treehouse21 July 15, 2014

    @vulture To boost the self esteem of every other man who looks at it.

    +2
  • ven0m89 July 15, 2014

    His other pictures include a jacked up Cummings diesel with all the bells and whistles.

    +0
  • nybadguy July 15, 2014

    Hung like a bug.

    +0
  • goodster July 15, 2014

    "Has anybody seen my dinghy?"

    +0
  • outlawscumbag July 16, 2014

    If my dick was that small, Id cut it off like all those other dick mutilating faggots.

    +0
  • dagun July 16, 2014

    I was more hung at birth.

    +1
  • rouge_et_blanc July 17, 2014

    Pissing in a urinal must be difficult as he nothing to hold on to. If this is his erect dick it can only get even smaller. Can only see his dick in a mirror.

    +0
  • loulou July 18, 2014

    His porn name would be mushroom dick.

    +0
  • silverbolt709 July 19, 2014

    Wow Chyna has really let herself go.

    +1
  • weewcock July 29, 2014

    hahahahah

    +0
 
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