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posted by Big Jeff on 7/14/2014

Hung Like An Acorn

Wow this is fucking sad to see, it's like an acorn attached to his torso. Homeboy’s dick looks like you glued a acorn to a baby doll. He must be one angry mother fucker. How does he even masterbate to distress?
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
treehouse21
Jay’s user penis.
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 1:15 PM

silverbolt709
I feel like john holmes compared to this guy
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 1:16 PM

atmydismay
"I was in the pool"
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 1:19 PM

chupamiverga
I knew you weren’t fooling anyone with the name "big jeff"
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 1:24 PM

rockinron
gods way of telling you he dont want you to breed.
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 1:33 PM

big_jeffrey72
^Tried to put CS on it but wouldn’t fit both letters
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 1:34 PM

chupamiverga
lol
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 1:36 PM

corruptedsob
It a inie
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 1:37 PM

tgarner
Damn, imagine what happens when he gets cold!
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 1:38 PM

fistermister
Considering how fat he is, he doesn’t have to impress anybody.
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 1:42 PM

johnhancock
Looks like Human vestigiality
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 1:50 PM

potrostation
If you count his gock. He's a porn star.
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 2:34 PM

big_daddy305
Either that’s an "outie" or this guy’s hung like a field mouse.
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 3:46 PM

wifebeater2000
hard to tell if that’s chyna or Sean “X-Pac” Waltman
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 4:15 PM

ghosthunter
poor bastard.
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 4:16 PM

drtyrell
I’ve heard of being backed up with cum, but that’s ridiculous!
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 4:20 PM

crackerkiller
lmao... i c why you CRACKERS hate your dicks so much
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 4:48 PM

eat3beans
I think I would just kill myself
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 6:09 PM

johnhancock
I think it’s funny this pic got more comments that that bitch to your right! Faggots....
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 6:22 PM

solidbriscoe
Compared to that, my cock looks like Long dong schlong!
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 6:30 PM

vulture
i cant think of 1 reason why you would want to put that dick pic on the internet
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 6:40 PM

bigtex
That's just a genital wart!
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 8:05 PM

dullfeathers
Wow...smerfett really let her house go.
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posted on: 07-14-14 @ 11:10 PM

treehouse21
@vulture To boost the self esteem of every other man who looks at it.
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posted on: 07-15-14 @ 12:59 AM

ven0m89
His other pictures include a jacked up Cummings diesel with all the bells and whistles.
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posted on: 07-15-14 @ 8:01 AM

nybadguy
Hung like a bug.
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posted on: 07-15-14 @ 9:37 AM

goodster
"Has anybody seen my dinghy?"
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posted on: 07-15-14 @ 9:55 PM

outlawscumbag
If my dick was that small, Id cut it off like all those other dick mutilating faggots.
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posted on: 07-15-14 @ 11:41 PM

dagun
I was more hung at birth.
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posted on: 07-16-14 @ 12:41 AM

rouge_et_blanc
Pissing in a urinal must be difficult as he nothing to hold on to. If this is his erect dick it can only get even smaller. Can only see his dick in a mirror.
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posted on: 07-17-14 @ 3:47 AM

loulou
His porn name would be mushroom dick.
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 9:42 AM

silverbolt709
Wow Chyna has really let herself go.
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posted on: 07-19-14 @ 2:36 PM

weewcock
hahahahah
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posted on: 07-29-14 @ 7:15 AM

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