Would You Hit It? Doorway Dorothy

You ain't going through that door without going through Dorothy, so I hope you're ready to either fight or fuck your way out. She looks ready to knock you down and take what she wants. Your best bet is to distract her with a bag of McDonald's.

26 Comments
  • lobster July 16, 2014

    I'd hit it with a restraining order

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  • djdynasty July 16, 2014

    Roll her in flour to find the wet spot

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  • happyjack July 16, 2014

    She has the arms, legs, and face of a moderately fat woman and the belly of an overweight white rhino. Put it all together and you have a nasty mess. So yes I would hit it.

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  • cellule July 16, 2014

    Only 120 pounds at a time.

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  • bigtex July 16, 2014

    I bet every time she takes a shit she loses 20 pounds!! Hit that bitch with a diet plan, she'd never come back!!

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  • potrostation July 16, 2014

    That poor lepard.

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  • rockinron July 16, 2014

    forget it! i'm damn sure it probably has a dick since adam posted it1

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  • sirfartsalot July 16, 2014

    Blow job if I was drunk enough.

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  • crazyvet July 16, 2014

    It's been a little less than a year since I had some pussy, so no thanks.

    +1
  • solidbriscoe July 16, 2014

    That's the door to the kitchen... She's got that hungry look in her eyes...

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  • big_daddy305 July 16, 2014

    Her nipples look pissed off.

    +1
  • bucknuts July 16, 2014

    another of 'the Hut' family.,.,.,.,.,.

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  • iamapocalypse July 16, 2014

    Is this the same up skirt chick with the fat knees? Either way, no. She's got way too much confidence. She's the type that'll want try it on a swing.

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  • matv July 16, 2014

    looks like she's barely getting thru the doorway

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  • eat3beans July 16, 2014

    I'd flip thorough the folds until I smell shit then go back one. And have me a blood clot snack

    +2
  • nh3kid July 16, 2014

    Not so Nummy Num Num

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  • goodster July 16, 2014

    NO,,NO I wouldn't! Who ever owns this beast, I hope the suitcase means she's leaving and is that Really a scale on the floor behind her? WHY bother at this point.

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  • ouch July 16, 2014

    there is not enough alcohol on this planet!

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  • corruptedsob July 16, 2014

    Perdue Oven Stuffer Roaster

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  • uranus July 16, 2014

    I think I would rather hit my self in the face with an axe

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  • picklehiesner July 17, 2014

    Not fuckable but fatty can strike a pose

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  • pizzapie July 17, 2014

    If we were stranded on an island for a few years, I might get a little desperate

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  • junkhunter July 17, 2014

    @big_daddy305 If I were her nipples I would be pissed off too.

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  • rouge_et_blanc July 18, 2014

    Makes me think of a John Denver song "you fill up my doorway like tank in the woodshed" or something like that. And no, no interest.

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  • yomammasass July 20, 2014

    I'd hit it with the door.

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  • outlawscumbag July 21, 2014

    Titty fuck... maybe after some 100 proof liquor.

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