Bumper Stickers For The Ladies

Chicks love a guy with a sense of humor. Especially when the humor is about raping them and calling them whores. That's the kind of shit that gets their panties dripping wet. Give it a try next time you're out. Approach a cute girl and say something like, "Hey whore, I noticed you from across the room and sure would love to rape your ass?" She'll be puddy in your hands.

  • crazyvet July 17, 2014

    And after she shoots your ass with her concealed .357 magnum, you will be the bloody spot on the floor.

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  • rockinron July 17, 2014

    looks like 2indastink is stylin in his black sedan!

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  • vulture July 17, 2014

    think i'll stick "fancy a shag"

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  • fistermister July 17, 2014

    Hey Adam, you're a mind reader, that's exactly how I met my wife. I was drunk but it still worked.

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  • potrostation July 17, 2014

    Rock&roll with a twist. Nice.

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  • solidbriscoe July 17, 2014

    \"Honk if you like getting eaten out by Ed McMahon\"

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  • cellule July 17, 2014

    I wish my bumber was as wide as yours.

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  • bigtex July 17, 2014

    I'm pretty sure the 1st one is a Mustang, which only has 2 doors. But ok!

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  • truckingman July 18, 2014

    @crazyvet: Women to 'Take No Shit from Anyone,' BIOTCHESS... LMMF"AO, ROMF"FL, CMMF"D..!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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