Here's a dose of awesomeness for you. Sex and bacon are two of the greatest things life has to offer. I've never tried them together though. I'm not sure how having sex with bacon would be, but eating bacon while having sex sounds pretty great.
If pussy tasted like bacon, there wouldn't be a lady on earth who couldn't get her snatch licked whenever she wanted.
unfortunatly theres an e and an x behind the door...essex is in the south of GB...thers also Middlesex where the gender benders should live
I'll give her bacon for sex.
I just call it banging a fat chick.
I've had sex with a pig before but she didn't smell like bacon and she had two legs.
I prefer to have sex with my piggy before I eat it
I hate bacon because there's always a neg or.. An egg or two..
A new term for fucking fat chick!?
why didnt they just call it "2 pigs fucking"
? Are they selling "Sex, Bacon," or both?
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
This will be a repost in the future,, 3/13/15.