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posted by Adam H. on 7/17/2014

Two Of My Favorite Things

Here's a dose of awesomeness for you. Sex and bacon are two of the greatest things life has to offer. I've never tried them together though. I'm not sure how having sex with bacon would be, but eating bacon while having sex sounds pretty great.
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crazyvet
If pussy tasted like bacon, there wouldn’t be a lady on earth who couldn’t get her snatch licked whenever she wanted.
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posted on: 07-17-14 @ 2:17 PM

vulture
unfortunatly theres an e and an x behind the door...essex is in the south of GB...thers also Middlesex where the gender benders should live
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posted on: 07-17-14 @ 2:25 PM

fistermister
I’ll give her bacon for sex.
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posted on: 07-17-14 @ 2:41 PM

potrostation
I just call it banging a fat chick.
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posted on: 07-17-14 @ 2:53 PM

goodster
I’ve had sex with a pig before but she didn’t smell like bacon and she had two legs.
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posted on: 07-17-14 @ 3:19 PM

eat3beans
I prefer to have sex with my piggy before I eat it
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posted on: 07-17-14 @ 4:17 PM

cellule
I hate bacon because there’s always a neg or.. An egg or two..
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posted on: 07-17-14 @ 6:41 PM

bigtex
A new term for fucking fat chick!?
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posted on: 07-17-14 @ 10:02 PM

rockinron
why didnt they just call it "2 pigs fucking"
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 12:15 AM

truckingman
? Are they selling "Sex, Bacon," or both? Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 1:19 AM

goodster
This will be a repost in the future,, 3/13/15.
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posted on: 03-13-15 @ 10:35 PM

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