Back in the day, Eve gave Adam a apple and that mother fucker ate it like a champ. Then we all realized we were naked. Fucking Adam man. If you wouldn't have eaten that apple, I wouldn't have to see Sammy the Snake Charmer in all her glory. But you did, and I am. I am not pleased at all about it too. I feel bad for the snake as well. You know she has some mayo and mustard and it's about to become a snack.