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posted by Jay D. on 7/18/2014

Would You Hit It: Sammy The Snake Charmer

Back in the day, Eve gave Adam a apple and that mother fucker ate it like a champ. Then we all realized we were naked. Fucking Adam man. If you wouldn’t have eaten that apple, I wouldn’t have to see Sammy the Snake Charmer in all her glory. But you did, and I am. I am not pleased at all about it too. I feel bad for the snake as well. You know she has some mayo and mustard and it’s about to become a snack.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
vulture
NO... the snake may be at home in its sweat damp lair
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 1:39 PM

nh3kid
Shivers down the spine , huh no !
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 1:46 PM

potrostation
That snake was never seen again.
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 2:00 PM

crazyvet
I would rather have sex with the snake.
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 2:10 PM

fistermister
I could see Adam looking up and asking God Come on man are you fucking serious?
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 2:13 PM

bryan042562
Yeah right like she eats fucking fruit and vegetables
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 3:41 PM

sirfartsalot
Shame she has a cute face.
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 3:54 PM

iamapocalypse
So this is the bitch God told to move when he said let there be light?
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 4:10 PM

silverbolt709
I don’t think walmart has enough flour to help find that wet spot
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 4:14 PM

scottishtits77
Dear god almighty.......if that snake slithers under her flab rolls it’ll drown in sweat and fuck knows what else. I’d rather stick the snake up my snuke that have a go on her.
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 4:14 PM

drtyrell
Eve from a parallel universe.
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 4:19 PM

big_daddy305
If that’s what Eve looked like, I would’ve told God to make a second attempt.
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 4:33 PM

solidbriscoe
Nice gunt gash! I’d fuck her... Because I’m just as nasty... If not nastier.
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 4:34 PM

eat3beans
No but I would make a grilled cheese sandwich out of her pussy snot
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 4:34 PM

longhungwong
She may still be hiding an Adam’s apple amongst other things... eww..
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 5:56 PM

cellule
Yeah, like she ever eaten a fruit in her whole life..
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 5:57 PM

rockinron
well its confirmed, mcdonalds and waffle house had franchises in the garden of Eden.
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 6:43 PM

bigtex
After Adam and Eve first had sex, God came down to see how things were going. God said, "Where's Eve?" Adam said, "We just got finished making love and she's cleaning up in the river." God said "Adam, why you let her do that!? Now all the fish are going to smell like that!!"
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 7:35 PM

ouch
There is not enough alcohol on this fucking planet for me to go there
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 7:51 PM

mrpoop
man, fuck no
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 8:44 PM

vaticider
That’s the shit nightmares are made of. I can smell her cunt from here.
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 11:25 PM

tookalook
That apple is all that’s left of the tree
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posted on: 07-18-14 @ 11:52 PM

spinal12
You gotta be joking why that bitch would eat you alive.
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posted on: 07-19-14 @ 12:11 AM

pizzapie
Retarded Homer Simpson
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posted on: 07-19-14 @ 11:09 AM

goodster
Not a wonder Adam left the Garden of Eden.
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posted on: 07-19-14 @ 12:30 PM

outlawscumbag
I’d hit with a chainsaw.
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 3:04 PM

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