Would you hit it: Sammy the Snake Charmer

Back in the day, Eve gave Adam a apple and that mother fucker ate it like a champ. Then we all realized we were naked. Fucking Adam man. If you wouldn't have eaten that apple, I wouldn't have to see Sammy the Snake Charmer in all her glory. But you did, and I am. I am not pleased at all about it too. I feel bad for the snake as well. You know she has some mayo and mustard and it's about to become a snack.

26 Comments
  • vulture July 18, 2014

    NO... the snake may be at home in its sweat damp lair

    +3
  • nh3kid July 18, 2014

    Shivers down the spine , huh no !

    +0
  • potrostation July 18, 2014

    That snake was never seen again.

    +1
  • crazyvet July 18, 2014

    I would rather have sex with the snake.

    +2
  • fistermister July 18, 2014

    I could see Adam looking up and asking God Come on man are you fucking serious?

    +0
  • bryan042562 July 18, 2014

    Yeah right like she eats fucking fruit and vegetables

    +2
  • sirfartsalot July 18, 2014

    Shame she has a cute face.

    -1
  • iamapocalypse July 18, 2014

    So this is the bitch God told to move when he said let there be light?

    +3
  • silverbolt709 July 18, 2014

    I don't think walmart has enough flour to help find that wet spot

    +1
  • scottishtits77 July 18, 2014

    Dear god almighty.......if that snake slithers under her flab rolls it'll drown in sweat and fuck knows what else. I'd rather stick the snake up my snuke that have a go on her.

    +2
  • drtyrell July 18, 2014

    Eve from a parallel universe.

    +2
  • big_daddy305 July 18, 2014

    If that's what Eve looked like, I would've told God to make a second attempt.

    +1
  • solidbriscoe July 18, 2014

    Nice gunt gash! I'd fuck her... Because I'm just as nasty... If not nastier.

    +1
  • eat3beans July 18, 2014

    No but I would make a grilled cheese sandwich out of her pussy snot

    +2
  • longhungwong July 18, 2014

    She may still be hiding an Adam's apple amongst other things... eww..

    +0
  • cellule July 18, 2014

    Yeah, like she ever eaten a fruit in her whole life..

    +1
  • rockinron July 18, 2014

    well its confirmed, mcdonalds and waffle house had franchises in the garden of Eden.

    +3
  • bigtex July 18, 2014

    After Adam and Eve first had sex, God came down to see how things were going. God said, \"Where's Eve?\" Adam said, \"We just got finished making love and she's cleaning up in the river.\" God said \"Adam, why you let her do that!? Now all the fish are going to smell like that!!\"

    +0
  • ouch July 18, 2014

    There is not enough alcohol on this fucking planet for me to go there

    +1
  • mrpoop July 18, 2014

    man, fuck no

    +0
  • vaticider July 19, 2014

    That's the shit nightmares are made of. I can smell her cunt from here.

    +0
  • tookalook July 19, 2014

    That apple is all that's left of the tree

    +2
  • spinal12 July 19, 2014

    You gotta be joking why that bitch would eat you alive.

    +0
  • pizzapie July 19, 2014

    Retarded Homer Simpson

    +0
  • goodster July 19, 2014

    Not a wonder Adam left the Garden of Eden.

    +0
  • outlawscumbag July 21, 2014

    I'd hit with a chainsaw.

    +0
 
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