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posted by Jay D. on 7/21/2014

This Is One Cool Cucumber

Wow dude, you are the coolest bro I ever met. Fuck that sun, you should be cooler than the sun, with your hat backwards, and boy, don't you wish you had a pair of glasses? If only you had your glasses you use outside, and not only your hanging from your collar glasses.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
xizang
One of you brighter guys here in the Peanut Gallery!
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 1:02 PM

crazyvet
A future brain surgeon maybe?
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 1:03 PM

johnhancock
He uses them so he doesn’t get skeet in his eyes Duuuhh
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 1:18 PM

xizang
An obvious Obama supporter.
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 1:22 PM

potrostation
He needs to pop the caller on his Polo to complete the duchess look
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 2:05 PM

2indastink
rape his mouth with a cucumber.
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 2:49 PM

goodster
Looks like he’s from Jersey.
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 2:50 PM

eat3beans
Gay hipster
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 2:58 PM

fistermister
This is the kind of guy that would walk past a over-flowing bathtub.
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 3:21 PM

mykejp
Another douche trying to make a fashion statement.
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 4:00 PM

chipper812
jackass
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 5:19 PM

crackerkiller
ONE OF THE RACIEST CRACKER OF CRAZY SHIT
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 5:21 PM

cellule
Far beyond Douche-bag: Introducing the Shower-sac.
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 5:59 PM

pizzapie
Who’s the douche bag that posted this pic. Oh Jay did, nevermind
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 6:49 PM

wooly73
This kind of dip shit is why the entire human race is doomed. Fuckin dumbass
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 7:15 PM

bigtex
He needs a one way ticket to Russia and a moped. The rest will take care of it's self!
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 7:55 PM

rockinron
just another dumb fag nascar fan drooling over JR’s ass.
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 8:06 PM

vaticider
The caption should read... I sucked who’s cock? Oh man..
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posted on: 07-21-14 @ 10:33 PM

dullfeathers
Turn his hat around...put those glasses on....and stick him at Justin bieber concert....he’ll feel right at home.
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posted on: 07-22-14 @ 12:06 AM

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