You Should Probably Wash Your Hands

I can't imagine drinking the amount of alcohol that it would take for me to think putting my hand down the back of her pants is a good idea. Now his hand is going to reek of beer and cheese farts, and who knows what else.

24 Comments
  • crazyvet July 22, 2014

    I will never shake hands with another man the rest of my life.

    +5
  • fistermister July 22, 2014

    Well that pretty much sums up my internet use for the day.

    +1
  • sirfartsalot July 22, 2014

    Must be a 49er's fan.

    +0
  • morbuis669 July 22, 2014

    What!?!?! He is just grabbing some seasoning.

    +4
  • donunderstan July 22, 2014

    There's not enough W's to spell EWWWWWWW!

    +1
  • rockinron July 22, 2014

    whats he looking for?

    +2
  • big_daddy305 July 22, 2014

    He's probably looking for that missing McNugget they couldn't find earlier. Probably better than that bar food they're about to order too.

    +2
  • fistermister July 22, 2014

    He's looking for Malaysia flight 370.

    +4
  • captjim July 22, 2014

    He's high fivin' his buddy who's OBVIOUSLY inside that woman.

    +2
  • eat3beans July 22, 2014

    It turns her on when he massages the boils on her ass

    +2
  • goodster July 22, 2014

    She said the Bloody Mary she ordered wasn't spicy enough, so he's digging for some more horseradish.

    +0
  • happyjack July 22, 2014

    He's probably just reaching for a cup of chili.

    +2
  • bigtex July 22, 2014

    He who falls asleep with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger!!

    +1
  • mykejp July 22, 2014

    He just found Jimmy Hoffa.

    +3
  • spinal12 July 22, 2014

    He's reaching for a milk dud.

    +2
  • corruptedsob July 22, 2014

    Looks like his hand is stuck or it stinks

    +0
  • matv July 22, 2014

    gee...and in public too ewww..infinity

    +0
  • potrostation July 22, 2014

    He must (hand)clean port-a-potties for a living.

    +1
  • scottishtits77 July 22, 2014

    He stashed his weed in there knowing no other man is brave enough to steal it.

    +0
  • iamapocalypse July 22, 2014

    Oddest set of conjoined twins I've ever seen.

    +0
  • outlawscumbag July 22, 2014

    Soak that whole arm in a bath rubbing alcohol.

    +1
  • uranus July 22, 2014

    I bet that's his boyfriend

    +0
  • nybadguy July 24, 2014

    He's looking for his cell phone in the wrong pocket

    +0
  • cellule July 24, 2014

    The blowdryer in the bathroom is out of order, so..

    +0
 
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