I can't imagine drinking the amount of alcohol that it would take for me to think putting my hand down the back of her pants is a good idea. Now his hand is going to reek of beer and cheese farts, and who knows what else.
I will never shake hands with another man the rest of my life.
Well that pretty much sums up my internet use for the day.
Must be a 49er's fan.
What!?!?! He is just grabbing some seasoning.
There's not enough W's to spell EWWWWWWW!
whats he looking for?
He's probably looking for that missing McNugget they couldn't find earlier. Probably better than that bar food they're about to order too.
He's looking for Malaysia flight 370.
He's high fivin' his buddy who's OBVIOUSLY inside that woman.
It turns her on when he massages the boils on her ass
She said the Bloody Mary she ordered wasn't spicy enough, so he's digging for some more horseradish.
He's probably just reaching for a cup of chili.
He who falls asleep with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger!!
He just found Jimmy Hoffa.
He's reaching for a milk dud.
Looks like his hand is stuck or it stinks
gee...and in public too ewww..infinity
He must (hand)clean port-a-potties for a living.
He stashed his weed in there knowing no other man is brave enough to steal it.
Oddest set of conjoined twins I've ever seen.
Soak that whole arm in a bath rubbing alcohol.
I bet that's his boyfriend
He's looking for his cell phone in the wrong pocket
The blowdryer in the bathroom is out of order, so..