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posted by Big Jeff on 7/28/2014

Homemade Chorizo

What a fucked up way to die. Word on the street is before Pedro was fucking with the cartel he used to have the best chorizo in Mexico. Then he decided to prove it to the boss's daughter. Now he gets to try it out for himself.


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

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She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
wifebeater2000
is that gay or is he masturbating ? I love it wen cock suckers close their eyes,, so sexy
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 2:51 PM

xizang
Damn, I sucked my own penis and balls for years but never saw a need to cut them off to do it. Just lose the belly fat and limber up the spine. Oh... a big penis helps a lot.
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 2:54 PM

potrostation
Not gay, but just barely.
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 2:57 PM

eat3beans
You're supposed to jam it up his ass first so it's covered in poo
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 3:33 PM

wardo56
nice dick. just sayen
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 3:34 PM

scottishtits77
He forgot to cradle the balls as he sucks.
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 3:54 PM

fistermister
That Mexican should’ve paid the $1.00 for the shitty advice.
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 3:55 PM

corruptedsob
Brutal !!!!
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 4:03 PM

vulture
theres a cock and ball story there somewere
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 4:03 PM

jayisafag
Dont worry bro, haters gonna hate, you are sporting the hell out of that dick.
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 4:07 PM

morbuis669
There’s the missing wife.
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 4:09 PM

rockinron
i bet he don’t even swallow!
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 4:09 PM

pizzapie
That’s talent. What’s next, the messy facial?
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 4:24 PM

solidbriscoe
Suck that dead dick, dude.
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 4:32 PM

matv
he won’t be pissing anyone off anymore
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 4:42 PM

goodster
Big Jeffy,, Sorry to burst your bubble but Chorizo comes from Portugal,,, Not Mexico. But good try any how.
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 5:29 PM

longhungwong
Huevos Rancheros?
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 5:47 PM

ironside
it sucks to be the terrorist that handles dicks
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 5:53 PM

cellule
Leave him alone, stupid cock-blockers.
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 10:16 PM

dullfeathers
Unlike Colubia...in Mexico they appear to preffer bowties.
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 10:27 PM

dullfeathers
Or maybe blowties......
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 10:31 PM

vaticider
Pretty sure they had to touch them to take um off... that shit screams gay.
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posted on: 07-28-14 @ 11:41 PM

bigtex
Wonder if they did that pre or post death?
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posted on: 07-29-14 @ 12:16 AM

happyjack
Rockinron's ultimate fantasy wound fuck and suck.
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posted on: 07-29-14 @ 12:41 AM

allcaps
I read the article on this, the police said it was the worse suicide they had seen in 25 years..
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posted on: 07-29-14 @ 3:05 AM

evilbuttmonkey
He'll be fine just give him a minute
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posted on: 07-29-14 @ 5:57 AM

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