Homemade chorizo

What a fucked up way to die. Word on the street is before Pedro was fucking with the cartel he used to have the best chorizo in Mexico. Then he decided to prove it to the boss's daughter. Now he gets to try it out for himself.

26 Comments
  • wifebeater2000 July 28, 2014

    is that gay or is he masturbating ? I love it wen cock suckers close their eyes,, so sexy

    +1
  • xizang July 28, 2014

    Damn, I sucked my own penis and balls for years but never saw a need to cut them off to do it. Just lose the belly fat and limber up the spine. Oh... a big penis helps a lot.

    -2
  • potrostation July 28, 2014

    Not gay, but just barely.

    +0
  • eat3beans July 28, 2014

    You're supposed to jam it up his ass first so it's covered in poo

    +2
  • wardo56 July 28, 2014

    nice dick. just sayen

    -1
  • scottishtits77 July 28, 2014

    He forgot to cradle the balls as he sucks.

    +3
  • fistermister July 28, 2014

    That Mexican should've paid the $1.00 for the shitty advice.

    +4
  • corruptedsob July 28, 2014

    Brutal !!!!

    +0
  • vulture July 28, 2014

    theres a cock and ball story there somewere

    +0
  • jayisafag July 28, 2014

    Dont worry bro, haters gonna hate, you are sporting the hell out of that dick.

    +1
  • morbuis669 July 28, 2014

    There's the missing wife.

    +3
  • rockinron July 28, 2014

    i bet he don't even swallow!

    +3
  • pizzapie July 28, 2014

    That's talent. What's next, the messy facial?

    +1
  • solidbriscoe July 28, 2014

    Suck that dead dick, dude.

    +0
  • matv July 28, 2014

    he won't be pissing anyone off anymore

    +2
  • goodster July 28, 2014

    Big Jeffy,, Sorry to burst your bubble but Chorizo comes from Portugal,,, Not Mexico. But good try any how.

    -1
  • longhungwong July 28, 2014

    Huevos Rancheros?

    +1
  • ironside July 28, 2014

    it sucks to be the terrorist that handles dicks

    +1
  • cellule July 28, 2014

    Leave him alone, stupid cock-blockers.

    +0
  • dullfeathers July 28, 2014

    Unlike Colubia...in Mexico they appear to preffer bowties.

    +0
  • dullfeathers July 28, 2014

    Or maybe blowties......

    +0
  • vaticider July 29, 2014

    Pretty sure they had to touch them to take um off... that shit screams gay.

    +0
  • bigtex July 29, 2014

    Wonder if they did that pre or post death?

    +0
  • happyjack July 29, 2014

    Rockinron's ultimate fantasy wound fuck and suck.

    +0
  • allcaps July 29, 2014

    I read the article on this, the police said it was the worse suicide they had seen in 25 years..

    +0
  • evilbuttmonkey July 29, 2014

    He'll be fine just give him a minute

    +0
 
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