Why you should not finger virgins

Here is a warning for all you young bucks or late bloomers out there. Don't just stick your digits in thinking nothing bad can happen. You're just a sneeze away from this X-ray right here.

18 Comments
  • potrostation July 28, 2014

    Tight!

    +0
  • big_guns July 28, 2014

    Simple dislocation!! Pop it back in pussy!!!!!

    +6
  • eat3beans July 28, 2014

    The finger bones are named according to their relationship to the palm of the hand. The first bone, closest to the palm, is the proximal phalanx. The second bone is the middle phalanx. The smallest and farthest from the hand is the distal phalanx. The thumb does not have a middle phalanx.

    -2
  • fistermister July 28, 2014

    Coach would just pop that back into place, tape it to the next finger and you're back in the game.

    +1
  • scottishtits77 July 28, 2014

    He did that while trying to push his fingers into snatch of a hairy bird. Like trying to finger a burst mattress.

    +1
  • vulture July 28, 2014

    just pull it straight and strap it to a lolly pop stick you whimp

    +1
  • rockinron July 28, 2014

    its a classic skip a beat and whacked the toilet with his hand injury

    +1
  • jayisafag July 28, 2014

    Notice how the picture says crazyshit on the right bottom corner. This is therefore Jay or Adam's finger. Quit your ass-self-poking habits you fags.

    +1
  • solidbriscoe July 28, 2014

    Look! We have a floating phalange!

    +2
  • goodster July 28, 2014

    ^^Jayfagy.... If they didn't live on opposite coasts, I'd say one did it to the other. Hey!!!! Wait a minute,,,,,, Where does Big Jeffy live???

    +1
  • sbohica July 28, 2014

    Hey \"beans\", how long did it take u to google that insightful information? And who was wiping the drool off ur chin as u researched?

    +0
  • treehouse21 July 28, 2014

    @goodster Arkansas, I think. And why do you keep putting Y's at the end of everyone's names? You sound like a fuckin 5 year old girl.

    -1
  • cellule July 28, 2014

    Da fuck!? Her tampon was made of stainless-steel?

    +0
  • vaticider July 29, 2014

    That hymen takes no prisoners.

    +0
  • happyjack July 29, 2014

    Deuces

    +0
  • goodster July 29, 2014

    ^^^Tree Houseyyyyy... Because I can,,So NA,NA,NA!!! I'm rubber your glue,,,What cums out of me sticks to you!!!! Or something like that.

    +0
  • treehouse21 July 30, 2014

    Facepalmy

    -1
  • pounderhard July 30, 2014

    No connection on the connection.

    +0
 
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