You seen an Asian with his leg ripped the fuck open, and I know what you're thinking. He was riding a moped. But nope, he was actually driving a real motorcycle. Until he had a run in with a bus.
Looks like he shit a couple of potatoes.
Wrap that up and keep the flies and dirt out of it. Don't you realize the high cost of fresh meat these days?
thats the last time he will try and squeeze up the inside
A perfect match for Heather Mills.
Mom was tight. Thank God for clean underwear.
What's ironic is the bus he ran into is going to be the bus he has to catch to get to work from now on.
Dry the bone out and give it to your dog
another one bites the dust
@potrostation did your mom have a "c section?" my kid's mom had one & she stayed tight
just rub some shit on it, your problems will be all over in about 3-5 days.
Just cut it off, wrap some gauze around it, and send him back out to the rice patty.
The chopsticks are allerady there for the surgery!