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posted by Adam H. on 7/31/2014

It's For Blocking Wind Not Hatchets

That's enough to make you tinkle a little bit in your pants. She wasn't too far from having a hatchet right in her forehead or chest. I bet her husband is bummed out. He was so close to freedom, but nope. Not this time.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
bigtex
Better luck next time!!
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posted on: 07-31-14 @ 2:50 PM

cellule
Mohawk squeejee.
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posted on: 07-31-14 @ 2:55 PM

lobster
Just wanted to axe him a question
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posted on: 07-31-14 @ 2:58 PM

lick-yer-clit
not the first time she has had a chopper in her face im sure
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posted on: 07-31-14 @ 3:12 PM

jayisafag
Dont people realize that every time they wear those sandals some fucked up shit happens ?
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posted on: 07-31-14 @ 3:14 PM

dozer67
DAMMIT!!! SO CLOSE!!
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posted on: 07-31-14 @ 3:49 PM

solidbriscoe
Missed it by --- that much!
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posted on: 07-31-14 @ 4:08 PM

matv
new meaning of "bury the hatchet"
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posted on: 07-31-14 @ 6:28 PM

potrostation
Judging by her feet and hands;I’d sey it would have been an improvement.
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posted on: 07-31-14 @ 6:40 PM

rockinron
those indian reservation toll roads can get real messy if you skip thru a toll both
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posted on: 07-31-14 @ 10:41 PM

mykejp
Who was driving the truck, Lizzie Borden?
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posted on: 07-31-14 @ 10:46 PM

dullfeathers
A sweater and Teva sandandals?....to bad they missed.
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posted on: 07-31-14 @ 11:30 PM

holyfuckballs
I’m from Boston where this happened the guy did shit his pants. This shit happens every summer. Landscape guys come out of the woodwork and half of them are illegal aliens who have no idea about safety.
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posted on: 07-31-14 @ 11:47 PM

white_devil
Humiliation! That’s a call of duty reference. Anyone? Anyone? No? Sorry.
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posted on: 08-04-14 @ 4:09 AM

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