My two favorite things. Ass and food. If I had my druthers, I'd be eating these asses while they are digging through the fridge looking for something to cook me to eat after I'm done eating their asses.
I like women's asses as much as the next guy, but at no point in my life have I wanted to eat a chicks ass out. I guess maybe its from growing up and discovering women pre-Internet and not be exposed to the crazy stuff that you can see online now. Of maybe it's because I've been married a while and I know women do in fact take nasty stinky shits just like us. Some of you single guys probably don't want to believe that yet since your women are still hiding their crapping from you.
See guys; hide a little chocolate in the fridge and the cloths just fall off.
I used to fuck my girl in the ass until one day afterwards I looked down and there was lettuce in my pubes- she's a vegitairian
If those girls keep grazing in the fridge, they're gonna be too fat to even consider poking in the ass.
Bitchs in their natural habitat
My wife hates anal but my girlfriend loves it So it depends on my situation of what I am eating. I'll eat an ass if its be clean, I'll fuck an ass if its been cleaned as well. they make tools for that you know (stream master shower douche) Crazy Crackers Pow Pow poW!
If they're looking for the salami,, It's in my pants.
@goodster mines only a mini frank thats why I go anal and fuck midgets, It makes it look and feel bigger than it actually is :)
i'd naw the zit off that first ass and cave that vagina in like an avalanche coming down everest!
@happyjack god damn it happyjack i gotta fuckin agree with ya again damn it! wtf dude are you getting all smart and civilised on us or did i take the wrong drugs again?
I think it's the other way around. Did you fall and bump your head on the sink and finally knock some sense into it?
Yes for these sluts too
forgot this one the the mix and your life would be complete Adam:crazyshit/cnt/pics/41738-i-sure-am-hungry
@ happyjack, are you an old guy? You and Ron seem like a couple... Of old dudes with some good good ol backdoor wisdom. +1
@eat3beans, yes happyjack is old, look at his avatar
Number one could shit Taco Bell on my face as long as I was near that masterpiece
@eat3beans not that old, just turned 43.
@eat3beans just turn 46 had a hard ass life so far though.