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posted by Adam H. on 8/3/2014

Slam The Door Harder Next Time

Ever close a door shut on your finger? That shit hurts, doesn't it? So imagine closing the door on your dick. Imagine doing that on purpose because it turns you on. Fucking freaks.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
lobster
Apparently the guy from the revolving door yesterday didn’t have enough
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posted on: 08-03-14 @ 3:51 PM

potrostation
"Glory Hole" you’re doing it wrong!
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posted on: 08-03-14 @ 3:51 PM

sbohica
I'm happy to b Caucasian, although we white men are the minority now cuz we can't use the racist card or run across the border screaming "chimichanga" and get our college paid for but besides all that, white dudes do some fucked up shit to their dicks, why??!!!!! CSFL bitches
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posted on: 08-03-14 @ 3:59 PM

vulture
cheap skate buy a cock ring
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posted on: 08-03-14 @ 4:01 PM

m1009
I don’t think your gonna hit the shitter from there
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posted on: 08-03-14 @ 4:31 PM

xizang
Would be a much more interesting photo if the dick was crushed in two, hanging by a bloody thread. One of you guys take me up on my dare.
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posted on: 08-03-14 @ 5:27 PM

goodster
Is it just me or is the toilet seat cover to tall for the seat?
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posted on: 08-03-14 @ 6:27 PM

rockinron
hey mildred the hand soap despenser in your bathroom looks just like a cock.
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posted on: 08-03-14 @ 6:42 PM

happyjack
@sbohica....a weird picture to take a political stance on....."and if elected not only will we slam our dicks in doors, we will also open those same doors and send our kids to college through them"
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posted on: 08-03-14 @ 7:26 PM

mykejp
Hurts to even look.
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posted on: 08-03-14 @ 7:43 PM

bigtex
Give this fucker a whack with a butcher knife, that crazy fuck would be in ecstasy!! And I'll be happy to know he couldn't have any offspring!!
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posted on: 08-03-14 @ 8:59 PM

white_devil
Dammit, Dick! Don’t you ever knock?
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posted on: 08-04-14 @ 3:46 AM

cellule
@goodster : Was this a serious question?.. I thought I was stupid before reading your comment. (pssst: curved glass..)
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posted on: 08-04-14 @ 5:55 PM

dullfeathers
That will solve the erection for more than 4 hours problem.
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posted on: 08-04-14 @ 11:16 PM

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