Slam The Door Harder Next Time

Ever close a door shut on your finger? That shit hurts, doesn't it? So imagine closing the door on your dick. Imagine doing that on purpose because it turns you on. Fucking freaks.

14 Comments
  • lobster August 3, 2014

    Apparently the guy from the revolving door yesterday didn't have enough

    +1
  • potrostation August 3, 2014

    "Glory Hole" you're doing it wrong!

    +4
  • sbohica August 3, 2014

    I'm happy to b Caucasian, although we white men are the minority now cuz we can't use the racist card or run across the border screaming \"chimichanga\" and get our college paid for but besides all that, white dudes do some fucked up shit to their dicks, why??!!!!! CSFL bitches

    +1
  • vulture August 3, 2014

    cheap skate buy a cock ring

    +2
  • m1009 August 3, 2014

    I don't think your gonna hit the shitter from there

    +2
  • xizang August 3, 2014

    Would be a much more interesting photo if the dick was crushed in two, hanging by a bloody thread. One of you guys take me up on my dare.

    +1
  • goodster August 3, 2014

    Is it just me or is the toilet seat cover to tall for the seat?

    +0
  • rockinron August 3, 2014

    hey mildred the hand soap despenser in your bathroom looks just like a cock.

    +4
  • happyjack August 3, 2014

    @sbohica....a weird picture to take a political stance on.....\"and if elected not only will we slam our dicks in doors, we will also open those same doors and send our kids to college through them\"

    +0
  • mykejp August 3, 2014

    Hurts to even look.

    +0
  • bigtex August 3, 2014

    Give this fucker a whack with a butcher knife, that crazy fuck would be in ecstasy!! And I'll be happy to know he couldn't have any offspring!!

    +0
  • white_devil August 4, 2014

    Dammit, Dick! Don't you ever knock?

    +1
  • cellule August 4, 2014

    @goodster : Was this a serious question?.. I thought I was stupid before reading your comment. (pssst: curved glass..)

    +0
  • dullfeathers August 5, 2014

    That will solve the erection for more than 4 hours problem.

    +1
 
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