The story is he was drunk and went through a glass door during some kind of scuffle at a neighboring bar. This was after his girlfriend broke a beer bottle on his head according to one version of the story. Talk about having a shitty night out.
"Sanjay,clean up in isle 3 Sanjay clean up in isle 3"
He's going to need some physical therapy for that arm.
sorry everyone at the CS peanut gallery I just had to say it.
They're just gonna mop it up and use it for the red slurpee mix later.
Not enough blood for my liking
Clean up on isle... fuck it I quit!
Attn. Walmart shoppers, we have a bleeder in aisle 1!
The tourniquet came a little late I guess.
he should live 2pints of blood makes a hell of a mess... he could have stayed in one place
Those sluts with the mops have their work cut out for them!!
I hope that wasn't his drinking arm.
Where's the broken glass?? I call bs, this is a machete attack!!! Woop woop!!!
must be an asshole if the ole lady had to bash him in the brain pan with a beer bottle.
how much for his kidneys and liver?
Obamacare could fix him.
Fuck!!! That's one Shitty night that I don't want to have...
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
And that's just going to the Kwik-e-mart.. Last year he went to Wall Mart..