Can I Get A Slurpee And Some Band-Aids?

The story is he was drunk and went through a glass door during some kind of scuffle at a neighboring bar. This was after his girlfriend broke a beer bottle on his head according to one version of the story. Talk about having a shitty night out.

  • dozer67 August 8, 2014

    "Sanjay,clean up in isle 3 Sanjay clean up in isle 3"

  • xizang August 8, 2014

    He's going to need some physical therapy for that arm.

  • dozer67 August 8, 2014

    sorry everyone at the CS peanut gallery I just had to say it.

  • goodster August 8, 2014

    They're just gonna mop it up and use it for the red slurpee mix later.

  • johnhancock August 8, 2014

    Not enough blood for my liking

  • potrostation August 8, 2014

    Clean up on isle... fuck it I quit!

  • thunderbutt August 8, 2014

    Attn. Walmart shoppers, we have a bleeder in aisle 1!

  • crazyvet August 8, 2014

    The tourniquet came a little late I guess.

  • vulture August 8, 2014

    he should live 2pints of blood makes a hell of a mess... he could have stayed in one place

  • bigtex August 8, 2014

    Those sluts with the mops have their work cut out for them!!

  • siko666 August 8, 2014

    I hope that wasn't his drinking arm.

  • dert August 8, 2014

    Where's the broken glass?? I call bs, this is a machete attack!!! Woop woop!!!

  • rockinron August 8, 2014

    must be an asshole if the ole lady had to bash him in the brain pan with a beer bottle.

  • mrpoop August 8, 2014

    how much for his kidneys and liver?

  • honkie365 August 9, 2014

    Obamacare could fix him.

  • truckingman August 9, 2014

    Fuck!!! That's one Shitty night that I don't want to have...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

  • cellule August 10, 2014

    And that's just going to the Kwik-e-mart.. Last year he went to Wall Mart..

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