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Can I Get A Slurpee And Some Band-Aids?
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posted by Adam H. on 8/8/2014

Can I Get A Slurpee And Some Band-Aids?

The story is he was drunk and went through a glass door during some kind of scuffle at a neighboring bar. This was after his girlfriend broke a beer bottle on his head according to one version of the story. Talk about having a shitty night out.


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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
dozer67
"Sanjay,clean up in isle 3 Sanjay clean up in isle 3"
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 1:40 PM

xizang
He’s going to need some physical therapy for that arm.
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 1:40 PM

dozer67
sorry everyone at the CS peanut gallery I just had to say it.
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 1:41 PM

goodster
They’re just gonna mop it up and use it for the red slurpee mix later.
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 1:42 PM

johnhancock
Not enough blood for my liking
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 1:47 PM

potrostation
Clean up on isle... fuck it I quit!
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 2:01 PM

thunderbutt
Attn. Walmart shoppers, we have a bleeder in aisle 1!
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 2:06 PM

crazyvet
The tourniquet came a little late I guess.
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 2:06 PM

vulture
he should live 2pints of blood makes a hell of a mess... he could have stayed in one place
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 2:17 PM

bigtex
Those sluts with the mops have their work cut out for them!!
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 3:25 PM

siko666
I hope that wasn’t his drinking arm.
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 5:32 PM

dert
Where's the broken glass?? I call bs, this is a machete attack!!! Woop woop!!!
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 5:45 PM

rockinron
must be an asshole if the ole lady had to bash him in the brain pan with a beer bottle.
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 6:36 PM

mrpoop
how much for his kidneys and liver?
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 8:53 PM

honkie365
Obamacare could fix him.
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posted on: 08-08-14 @ 11:06 PM

truckingman
Fuck!!! That’s one Shitty night that I don’t want to have... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 08-09-14 @ 12:41 AM

cellule
And that’s just going to the Kwik-e-mart.. Last year he went to Wall Mart..
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posted on: 08-10-14 @ 7:32 PM

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