He's not the only one standing at attention here. Clearly his little pecker is too. What the fuck is he saluting anyway? He sure is into it, whatever it is. Somebody might have to cuff him before he gets too inappropriate.
That's a pedophile mustache if I ever seen one.
Explains the white gloves
Stop already you're gonna hurt yourself.
Notice the Hospital/mental ward wrist band! Time to go back now.
A perv with a bad case of crabs.
don't ask, don't tell!
I wonder if he'll ever shoot his load
Must be a real exciting event.