Sorry, I didn't see you coming

That's right you show that dumb bitch what's up. Never again will your arrival home from work be met without a nice sandwich and cold beer. Well that is if she isn't blind in one eye from all the spunk you just blasted her with.

14 Comments
  • sirfartsalot August 18, 2014

    With my tiny dick I'd go for the nose. XD

    -1
  • iluvkitty August 18, 2014

    She has standards... "but not in my mouth!!"

    +2
  • cellule August 18, 2014

    So, will it be a boy or a girl?

    -1
  • xizang August 18, 2014

    Semen does have medicinal qualities.

    +2
  • lobster August 18, 2014

    That's how Obamacare treats pink eye

    +4
  • goodster August 18, 2014

    ^ You mean Dink Eye?.

    +1
  • bigtex August 18, 2014

    Better than shitting in her eye!!

    +1
  • ouch August 18, 2014

    See! EYE cum to you when you call me :)

    +0
  • potrostation August 18, 2014

    @ lobster: Clinton claims it cures a whole lot more.

    +2
  • me68 August 18, 2014

    im a filthy minded fuck whos been filthy as hell with some dirty minded women, but i have to ask ,,,,,,,, how does one suggest to a woman ' i want you to hold your eye open and let me cum in them ' , ie without being called a sicko and told to leave ????????

    +2
  • ouch August 18, 2014

    @me68 With Alcohol and Meth!

    +1
  • ninjaflam August 18, 2014

    I.See you lil Fishy;-)

    +0
  • uranus August 19, 2014

    It will flake off once it dries up

    +0
  • rockinron August 19, 2014

    see damn it! i told you if you looked close enough you could see little critters swimming around in that shit!

    +3
 
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