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posted by Big Jeff on 8/18/2014

Your Package Came In Today

There's a ďdiscreetly packagedĒ shipment that came in today. Iím not going to assume to what it is, or who itís for but can you please come get your dildo out of my kitchen by tomorrow please.
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Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

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She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
cellule
Yes sir! I hope there is bubble-wrap to pop in that box!!
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posted on: 08-18-14 @ 1:50 PM

sirfartsalot
Sings "Its my dick in a box!"
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posted on: 08-18-14 @ 1:58 PM

xizang
What a nice desk you have, Jay.
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posted on: 08-18-14 @ 2:05 PM

potrostation
In a plane paper wrapper like they promiced.
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posted on: 08-18-14 @ 2:09 PM

showmeurtits
I didn’t realize that Adam had such a nice house, Hmmm guess Homo’s do have a great sense of decor.
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posted on: 08-18-14 @ 4:12 PM

goodster
What ya got in the box Mommy?
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posted on: 08-18-14 @ 4:51 PM

truckingman
Wouldn’t the company be more discreet in their shipping??? Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 08-18-14 @ 6:07 PM

ouch
@showmeurtits How would you know what the house looks like? The only part of Adams house you have seen is the ceiling and that’s when he took your blindfold off ;)
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posted on: 08-18-14 @ 6:10 PM

bigtex
"Mommy, what's this??"
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posted on: 08-18-14 @ 7:29 PM

rockinron
hey my new base station mic came in the mail today....cool beans man!
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posted on: 08-18-14 @ 11:26 PM

cellule
Here’s my dope! Border-patrol will never dare opening this!
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posted on: 08-19-14 @ 1:12 PM

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