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posted by Adam H. on 8/24/2014

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What the fuck, did he sprain his dick? I'm pretty sure if the shaft is twice as fat as the head, there's a problem of some kind. It looks a sausage being cooked that's ready to explode.
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potrostation
What the hell is he masturbating with?
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 4:25 PM

happyjack
When torturing you dick goes wrong.
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 4:30 PM

big_daddy305
Tell me this didn’t remind you of the end of the movie Beetlejuice.
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 4:33 PM

goodster
LOOK OUT.... SHE’S GONNA BLOW!!!!
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 4:35 PM

xizang
There’s a penis museum that would love to have this one in a jar. And that’s about all it’s good for.
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 5:15 PM

truckingman
Was this Sick Fuck Fucking around with rubber bands??? MF" Disgusted, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 5:27 PM

preferemshaved
A sausage huh Adam? You got hungry didn't you?
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 5:30 PM

corruptedsob
That's one hell of a kidney stone
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 6:35 PM

mrlongshot
Looks like a cyst on the end
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 8:03 PM

eat3beans
That's one hell of a corn dog
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 8:05 PM

bigtex
I love tight pussy, but damn!!
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 8:16 PM

sirfartsalot
Sucks when you spread peanut butter on your dick for the dog and find out you have a food allergy eh?
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 9:58 PM

uranus
He knows how to make the ladies laugh
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 10:48 PM

ouch
just lol
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 11:29 PM

sbohica
I didnt realize Bot Fly Larva go so fucking big. Wow! CSFL bitches
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 11:41 PM

dullfeathers
Dumb ass....a cock ring goes at the base of your shaft....not behind the head.
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posted on: 08-24-14 @ 11:53 PM

big_daddy305
Xizang = Tripod?
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posted on: 08-25-14 @ 11:28 AM

big_daddy305
Whatever it is, it looks painful to own.
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posted on: 08-25-14 @ 11:29 AM

donquiotte
note to self never fap with poison ivy
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posted on: 08-26-14 @ 5:22 AM

tardnugget
Looks like a bingo dauber
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posted on: 10-19-14 @ 4:32 AM

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