What the fuck, did he sprain his dick? I'm pretty sure if the shaft is twice as fat as the head, there's a problem of some kind. It looks a sausage being cooked that's ready to explode.
What the hell is he masturbating with?
When torturing you dick goes wrong.
Tell me this didn't remind you of the end of the movie Beetlejuice.
LOOK OUT.... SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!
There's a penis museum that would love to have this one in a jar. And that's about all it's good for.
Was this Sick Fuck Fucking around with rubber bands???
MF" Disgusted, Robert Hallock
A sausage huh Adam? You got hungry didn't you?
That's one hell of a kidney stone
Looks like a cyst on the end
That's one hell of a corn dog
I love tight pussy, but damn!!
Sucks when you spread peanut butter on your dick for the dog and find out you have a food allergy eh?
He knows how to make the ladies laugh
I didnt realize Bot Fly Larva go so fucking big. Wow! CSFL bitches
Dumb ass....a cock ring goes at the base of your shaft....not behind the head.
Xizang = Tripod?
Whatever it is, it looks painful to own.
note to self never fap with poison ivy
Looks like a bingo dauber
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