Does That Neck Go All The Way Up?

This is actually a pretty crazy story. His mother was raped by a giraffe. Her family wanted her to get an abortion to kill that evil giraffe's offspring, but she couldn't go through with it. Now he doesn't fit in with the human or giraffe kids. Pretty sad.

36 Comments
  • longhungwong August 28, 2014

    Pacquiao after his last fight with Marquez.

    -1
  • lobster August 28, 2014

    Too bad asian dick is so small, this guy could have been a star

    +0
  • tgarner August 28, 2014

    A sore throat would probably kill him!

    +5
  • atmydismay August 28, 2014

    Tallest Asian ever

    +1
  • captjim August 28, 2014

    I bet he can deepthroat like a boss !

    +6
  • 2indastink August 28, 2014

    giraffe-tastic.

    +2
  • treehouse21 August 28, 2014

    Go, go gadget neck!

    +6
  • big_daddy305 August 28, 2014

    He looks like a Pez dispenser.

    +6
  • fistermister August 28, 2014

    Does this Joe Cool shirt make my neck look long?

    +3
  • stonerman67 August 28, 2014

    Stwech Awmstwong

    +3
  • mrgivenofux August 28, 2014

    Oh shit its elastic boy 1 of the new avengers hero

    +2
  • mrlongshot August 28, 2014

    Typical dick head

    +1
  • donunderstan August 28, 2014

    Phone home bitch.

    +5
  • donunderstan August 28, 2014

    The only Asian that has even a remote chance of sucking his own tiny dick.

    +2
  • eat3beans August 28, 2014

    Put him in front of a car dealership and blow air up his ass

    +6
  • bigtex August 28, 2014

    @big_daddy305, comment of the week!! Hilarious!!!

    +0
  • drtyrell August 28, 2014

    Ching Chong, you go in your room and take a good long look at yourself!!!!

    +2
  • toesrus August 28, 2014

    @ Adam. " his mother was raped by a giraffe" hahaha, too funny.

    +1
  • whobe August 28, 2014

    What neck of the woods did he come from?

    +3
  • chupamiverga August 28, 2014

    fucker was talkin shit so I swung him a good upper cut and this is what happened.

    +2
  • bennyboy19 August 28, 2014

    If you kick him real hard in the ass, his neck will return normal but he'll get the most enormous prolapse you'll ever see.

    +1
  • truckingman August 28, 2014

    HOLY MF" SHEEP SHIT!!! Did he use the MF" 'neck rings???'

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    -1
  • cigarman August 28, 2014

    Raped by a giraffe? Anybody who buys that story failed basic sex education.

    -6
  • cellule August 28, 2014

    Ok, maybe you should'nt have asked the barber to cut your hair that short.

    +0
  • shame-eating August 28, 2014

    It's going to be a long while until he grows up

    +0
  • spaulding August 28, 2014

    E.T phone home.

    +2
  • tonyk August 28, 2014

    Bet his name is Geoffrey.

    +2
  • matv August 28, 2014

    Geoffrey the Giraffe?

    +0
  • goodster August 29, 2014

    Human Rockum Sockum Robots Loser!!

    -2
  • dullfeathers August 29, 2014

    Judging by the shaft....he was born a dickhead.

    +0
  • ouch August 29, 2014

    Why the long face?

    -2
  • dracos August 29, 2014

    The taliban wouldnt know where to start!

    +1
  • ballshorts August 29, 2014

    FAKE

    -1
  • ghosthunter August 31, 2014

    He shoved a viagra up his ass..

    +1
  • monkeysock September 1, 2014

    Name should be Perry scope.

    +0
  • tardnugget October 19, 2014

    Golly gee willikers, the gooks get all the fun deformities

    +0
 
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