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posted by Adam H. on 8/28/2014

Does That Neck Go All The Way Up?

This is actually a pretty crazy story. His mother was raped by a giraffe. Her family wanted her to get an abortion to kill that evil giraffe's offspring, but she couldn't go through with it. Now he doesn't fit in with the human or giraffe kids. Pretty sad.
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longhungwong
Pacquiao after his last fight with Marquez.
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 12:37 PM

lobster
Too bad asian dick is so small, this guy could have been a star
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 12:39 PM

tgarner
A sore throat would probably kill him!
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 12:46 PM

atmydismay
Tallest Asian ever
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 12:59 PM

captjim
I bet he can deepthroat like a boss !
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 12:59 PM

2indastink
giraffe-tastic.
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 1:03 PM

treehouse21
Go, go gadget neck!
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 1:16 PM

big_daddy305
He looks like a Pez dispenser.
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 1:24 PM

fistermister
Does this Joe Cool shirt make my neck look long?
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 1:47 PM

stonerman67
Stwech Awmstwong
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 1:49 PM

mrgivenofux
Oh shit its elastic boy 1 of the new avengers hero
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 1:57 PM

mrlongshot
Typical dick head
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 2:08 PM

donunderstan
Phone home bitch.
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 2:22 PM

donunderstan
The only Asian that has even a remote chance of sucking his own tiny dick.
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 2:23 PM

eat3beans
Put him in front of a car dealership and blow air up his ass
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 2:44 PM

bigtex
@big_daddy305, comment of the week!! Hilarious!!!
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 3:56 PM

drtyrell
Ching Chong, you go in your room and take a good long look at yourself!!!!
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 3:56 PM

toesrus
@ Adam. " his mother was raped by a giraffe" hahaha, too funny.
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 4:16 PM

whobe
What neck of the woods did he come from?
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 4:27 PM

chupamiverga
fucker was talkin shit so I swung him a good upper cut and this is what happened.
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 4:36 PM

bennyboy19
If you kick him real hard in the ass, his neck will return normal but he’ll get the most enormous prolapse you’ll ever see.
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 4:45 PM

truckingman
HOLY MF" SHEEP SHIT!!! Did he use the MF" ’neck rings???’ Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 5:54 PM

cigarman
Raped by a giraffe? Anybody who buys that story failed basic sex education.
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 6:49 PM

cellule
Ok, maybe you should’nt have asked the barber to cut your hair that short.
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 7:59 PM

shame-eating
It’s going to be a long while until he grows up
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 8:17 PM

spaulding
E.T phone home.
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 8:40 PM

tonyk
Bet his name is Geoffrey.
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 10:41 PM

matv
Geoffrey the Giraffe?
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posted on: 08-28-14 @ 10:42 PM

goodster
Human Rockum Sockum Robots Loser!!
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posted on: 08-29-14 @ 12:30 AM

dullfeathers
Judging by the shaft....he was born a dickhead.
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posted on: 08-29-14 @ 12:36 AM

ouch
Why the long face?
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posted on: 08-29-14 @ 1:08 AM

dracos
The taliban wouldnt know where to start!
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posted on: 08-29-14 @ 2:47 AM

ballshorts
FAKE
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posted on: 08-29-14 @ 1:04 PM

ghosthunter
He shoved a viagra up his ass..
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 7:02 AM

monkeysock
Name should be Perry scope.
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posted on: 09-01-14 @ 6:23 PM

tardnugget
Golly gee willikers, the gooks get all the fun deformities
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posted on: 10-19-14 @ 4:11 AM

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