Redneck Love On The River

The redneck mating ritual is not the most beautiful sight to see, but sit back and observe. The alpha male approaches the cow from behind and reveals her udders. The beta male then suckles them while the alpha slips inside to inseminate her. They must all be very careful to not step on broken Bud Light bottles.

25 Comments
  • captjim August 28, 2014

    I like how the dog is photo-bombing that one...

    +8
  • uncze9 August 28, 2014

    Just when does the dog get in on the fun?

    +3
  • big_daddy305 August 28, 2014

    Junior, come here and tell me if she tastes like your sister?

    +10
  • longhungwong August 28, 2014

    Two rednecks were walking along when they saw a dog licking his balls, one said I wish I could do that! The other said, you dumb ass he would bite you!

    +1
  • lobster August 28, 2014

    Adam you forgot step 4: remove cheetos from foreskin before penetration

    +1
  • fistermister August 28, 2014

    Now that's a loving family reunion. 'C'mon sis let go fur a swim."

    +5
  • stonerman67 August 28, 2014

    Quit y'all your scarin' the fish!!

    +2
  • crazyvet August 28, 2014

    In the second picture, the dog is laughing.

    +1
  • 2indastink August 28, 2014

    I'd probably do the dog....

    +5
  • jlm77 August 28, 2014

    she keeps staring the dog down he obviously is not interested

    +1
  • ludenlasivius August 28, 2014

    Gotta get the juices flowin to stink up the catfish bait.

    +5
  • eat3beans August 28, 2014

    That's ma, pa, and son

    +3
  • bigtex August 28, 2014

    What's a virgin in Kentucky!? A little girl that can out run all her brothers!

    +3
  • drtyrell August 28, 2014

    Goddamnit Mama! You said you packed lunch!!!!

    +3
  • scottishtits77 August 28, 2014

    Lost my shit at luden's comment!

    +3
  • happyjack August 28, 2014

    I guess Pa has to use Ma as a prop to teach jr about some things.

    +4
  • cellule August 28, 2014

    You can't see it but she's wearing fishnets.

    +2
  • shame-eating August 28, 2014

    So hippos do mate standing up

    +4
  • whobe August 28, 2014

    Hes just trying to get the hook out so he could throw her back in.

    +5
  • matv August 28, 2014

    "kids who hunt fish and trap do not... never mind!

    +3
  • vaticider August 28, 2014

    well dang it sis, paw was right, you taste sweeter then maa

    +2
  • boofano August 29, 2014

    Here boy , practice on your mum ...

    +0
  • celtickhan August 29, 2014

    and this is how little banjo players are made...

    +0
  • ghosthunter August 29, 2014

    Nice tittes SIS.

    +0
  • rodgtard August 30, 2014

    2 Men, 2 dogs. Where's 2indastink ?

    +2
 
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