It's Very Important

I think even the greatest scholars would agree with this statement. Cold beer is more importanter than just about anything I can think of except for warm pussy. And sometimes cold beer even helps you get warm pussy.

21 Comments
  • ilovetits August 31, 2014

    That my kind of store

    +0
  • potrostation August 31, 2014

    Either this guy is an inspiration that proves ambition can over come lack of education; or the sign guy is an idiot.

    +3
  • longhungwong August 31, 2014

    Confucius: Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger!

    +3
  • longhungwong August 31, 2014

    They must of hired the guy who used to make fortune cookie statements.

    +3
  • pizzapie August 31, 2014

    Our world is getting stupider every day

    +4
  • whobe August 31, 2014

    This is the dummist shit I have ever read.

    +2
  • bigtex August 31, 2014

    Beer makes things more funner and betterer!! My spell check just caught on fire!!

    +5
  • urapnes1701d August 31, 2014

    The school valedictorian must manage that store.

    +1
  • 2indastink August 31, 2014

    I got my education at bovine university ......where I learnt how to penetrate cows from behind without being caught.

    +2
  • urapnes1701d August 31, 2014

    @2indastink : Could have just asked a farmer and saved yourself tuition costs.

    +3
  • big_daddy305 August 31, 2014

    Or you could just take your cows up to the edge of the mountain. That way they have no choice but to push back.

    +1
  • rockinron August 31, 2014

    @2indastink my college cow tipping team at "give's a fuck state" always beat your cow tipping team stink! atleast until you gradumatated. apparently fucking the shit outta a cow after your team tips it over is not against the rules! well played old man. thanks for the wins

    +0
  • 2indastink August 31, 2014

    ^^^^....you were funnier before you died.

    +16
  • happyjack August 31, 2014

    ^^^^^ +1 but, nah about the same.

    +3
  • fulmerino August 31, 2014

    Lol Ron, glad you're alive fucker. Stink +1

    +2
  • truckingman August 31, 2014

    I lean towords Eduction more but that's my opinion.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • truckingman August 31, 2014

    @bigtex: I bet when your 'Spell Check' caught on "Fire" it screamed """FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!"""

    LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • cellule September 1, 2014

    Special: 15% off importanted beer.

    +3
  • yeayeayea September 1, 2014

    Crazy Shit: now with more importantious importanted importantion!!!!

    +1
  • eralov September 2, 2014

    HEY, I dropped out of college in this town, you fucks. I grew up here. Jolly ranchers were ten cents. I never even shoplifted here, outa respect. So if the say importanter, Jerroll's bookstore can kiss my ass!

    +0
  • eralov September 8, 2014

    Went there this weekend, sign still reads as posted. No pics, I'm sorry, probable didn't happen...

    +0
 
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