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posted by Adam H. on 8/31/2014

It's Very Important

I think even the greatest scholars would agree with this statement. Cold beer is more importanter than just about anything I can think of except for warm pussy. And sometimes cold beer even helps you get warm pussy.
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Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

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She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
ilovetits
That my kind of store
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 11:12 AM

potrostation
Either this guy is an inspiration that proves ambition can over come lack of education; or the sign guy is an idiot.
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 1:39 PM

longhungwong
Confucius: Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger!
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 1:41 PM

longhungwong
They must of hired the guy who used to make fortune cookie statements.
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 1:45 PM

pizzapie
Our world is getting stupider every day
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 1:57 PM

whobe
This is the dummist shit I have ever read.
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 2:02 PM

bigtex
Beer makes things more funner and betterer!! My spell check just caught on fire!!
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 2:10 PM

urapnes1701d
The school valedictorian must manage that store.
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 2:24 PM

2indastink
I got my education at bovine university ......where I learnt how to penetrate cows from behind without being caught.
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 2:35 PM

urapnes1701d
@2indastink : Could have just asked a farmer and saved yourself tuition costs.
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 2:41 PM

big_daddy305
Or you could just take your cows up to the edge of the mountain. That way they have no choice but to push back.
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 2:47 PM

rockinron
@2indastink my college cow tipping team at "give’s a fuck state" always beat your cow tipping team stink! atleast until you gradumatated. apparently fucking the shit outta a cow after your team tips it over is not against the rules! well played old man. thanks for the wins
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 3:16 PM

2indastink
+16
^^^^....you were funnier before you died.
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 3:27 PM

happyjack
^^^^^ +1 but, nah about the same.
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 4:31 PM

fulmerino
Lol Ron, glad you’re alive fucker. Stink +1
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 7:38 PM

truckingman
I lean towords Eduction more but that’s my opinion. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 8:10 PM

truckingman
@bigtex: I bet when your ’Spell Check’ caught on "Fire" it screamed """FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!""" LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 08-31-14 @ 8:13 PM

cellule
Special: 15% off importanted beer.
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posted on: 09-01-14 @ 8:29 AM

yeayeayea
Crazy Shit: now with more importantious importanted importantion!!!!
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posted on: 09-01-14 @ 1:36 PM

eralov
HEY, I dropped out of college in this town, you fucks. I grew up here. Jolly ranchers were ten cents. I never even shoplifted here, outa respect. So if the say importanter, Jerroll’s bookstore can kiss my ass!
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posted on: 09-01-14 @ 11:42 PM

eralov
Went there this weekend, sign still reads as posted. No pics, I’m sorry, probable didn’t happen...
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posted on: 09-07-14 @ 11:30 PM

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