I think even the greatest scholars would agree with this statement. Cold beer is more importanter than just about anything I can think of except for warm pussy. And sometimes cold beer even helps you get warm pussy.
That my kind of store
Either this guy is an inspiration that proves ambition can over come lack of education; or the sign guy is an idiot.
Confucius: Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger!
They must of hired the guy who used to make fortune cookie statements.
Our world is getting stupider every day
This is the dummist shit I have ever read.
Beer makes things more funner and betterer!! My spell check just caught on fire!!
The school valedictorian must manage that store.
I got my education at bovine university ......where I learnt how to penetrate cows from behind without being caught.
@2indastink : Could have just asked a farmer and saved yourself tuition costs.
Or you could just take your cows up to the edge of the mountain. That way they have no choice but to push back.
@2indastink my college cow tipping team at "give's a fuck state" always beat your cow tipping team stink! atleast until you gradumatated. apparently fucking the shit outta a cow after your team tips it over is not against the rules! well played old man. thanks for the wins
^^^^....you were funnier before you died.
^^^^^ +1 but, nah about the same.
Lol Ron, glad you're alive fucker. Stink +1
I lean towords Eduction more but that's my opinion.
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
@bigtex: I bet when your 'Spell Check' caught on "Fire" it screamed """FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!"""
LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock
Special: 15% off importanted beer.
Crazy Shit: now with more importantious importanted importantion!!!!
HEY, I dropped out of college in this town, you fucks. I grew up here. Jolly ranchers were ten cents. I never even shoplifted here, outa respect. So if the say importanter, Jerroll's bookstore can kiss my ass!
Went there this weekend, sign still reads as posted. No pics, I'm sorry, probable didn't happen...