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posted by Adam H. on 9/3/2014

Attack Of The Goose

Geese are dicks. There used to be a couple of them at my old place in Florida and I wanted to kick those dirty assholes every time I saw them. I guess his bitch is back there sitting on some eggs and he thinks the brother is trying to come get them.
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Animals


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
lick-yer-clit
i train my canada geese to attack niggers too,,, im doing the same with elephants to attack muslims
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 3:08 PM

lick-yer-clit
now if that were a chicken it would be plucked fucked and deep fried in no time
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 3:09 PM

bigtex
Really!? Run home and put your skirt on, pussy!!
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 3:12 PM

whobe
Is that the duck trying to get that monkey back?
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 3:15 PM

matv
there was a pair of ducks on my route. the female had a bad leg & could only make it halfway across the road. the male would stand over her, as tall as he could, with his wings spread out, so she wouldn’t get hit.
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 3:30 PM

donunderstan
Dumb niggas will hold their dick and say "what you gott?" over and over to a hulk with a hammer steppin' up back a GOOSE? Awww Hell NO. You'd thin the goose was delivering a child support bill.
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 3:33 PM

eat3beans
Last time I got goosed I was lighting candles and standing by the door at church many years ago
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 3:37 PM

goodster
It’s not just us,, Even Canadians don’t like Darkys.
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 3:46 PM

iluvkitty
If geese are dicks, Then Adam LOVES geese.
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 4:23 PM

timeta
*walks in front door bruised and bloody* "What happened to you!" - Wife "I got jumped by a Canada goose, he took my wallet!"
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 5:02 PM

ouch
If it would have been a chicken then it would have been watermelon and kool aid for edibody aight num-asayn
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 5:22 PM

hammerdown
i said duck cheater
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 6:02 PM

cthulu
In Florida the Mexicans steal mud duck eggs and eat them. Maybe this brotha tried to steal this ducks wallet.
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 6:25 PM

potrostation
This goose has a duck cousin who told him he got rapped by a midget nigga; and someone posted it on CS.
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 6:26 PM

sirfartsalot
We’ll be seeing this negro in the duck blind come hunting season. lol
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 7:05 PM

vaticider
That goose is getting choked.
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 7:19 PM

outamyskull
A1 pussy right there. Ten pounds of feathers with no teeth or claws coming after you and you run? Do us a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool.
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 7:27 PM

happyjack
Fuck the ice buck challenge if there was an n-bomb challenge that suggested anyone who dropped an unwarranted nigger comment had to donate to charity, diseases would be getting cured left and right. The only problem is most of the idiots who use the word all of the time are as broke as they are dumb so it wouldn't be that great of a fundraiser. Oh well back to the old drawing board.
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 9:23 PM

white_devil
That’s one pissed off pigeon!
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 10:37 PM

ouch
@happyjack Oh NIgger please lol
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posted on: 09-03-14 @ 11:37 PM

junkhunter
Thug running from a goose. LOL
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posted on: 09-04-14 @ 7:24 AM

neospace
hmmm they don’t like niggers too
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posted on: 09-04-14 @ 8:27 AM

bucknuts
fuckin egg stealin nigger.,.,.,,.
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posted on: 09-04-14 @ 10:14 AM

rockinron
damn most nigs arn’t arfraid of anything but their momma’s. this one’s scared shitless of a flying pillow!
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posted on: 09-04-14 @ 9:22 PM

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