Attack Of The Goose

Geese are dicks. There used to be a couple of them at my old place in Florida and I wanted to kick those dirty assholes every time I saw them. I guess his bitch is back there sitting on some eggs and he thinks the brother is trying to come get them.

24 Comments
  • lick-yer-clit September 3, 2014

    i train my canada geese to attack niggers too,,, im doing the same with elephants to attack muslims

    +6
  • lick-yer-clit September 3, 2014

    now if that were a chicken it would be plucked fucked and deep fried in no time

    +6
  • bigtex September 3, 2014

    Really!? Run home and put your skirt on, pussy!!

    +4
  • whobe September 3, 2014

    Is that the duck trying to get that monkey back?

    +7
  • matv September 3, 2014

    there was a pair of ducks on my route. the female had a bad leg & could only make it halfway across the road.

    the male would stand over her, as tall as he could, with his wings spread out, so she wouldn't get hit.

    +3
  • donunderstan September 3, 2014

    Dumb niggas will hold their dick and say \"what you gott?\" over and over to a hulk with a hammer steppin' up back a GOOSE? Awww Hell NO. You'd thin the goose was delivering a child support bill.

    +0
  • eat3beans September 3, 2014

    Last time I got goosed I was lighting candles and standing by the door at church many years ago

    +4
  • goodster September 3, 2014

    It's not just us,, Even Canadians don't like Darkys.

    +0
  • iluvkitty September 3, 2014

    If geese are dicks, Then Adam LOVES geese.

    +5
  • timeta September 3, 2014

    *walks in front door bruised and bloody*

    \"What happened to you!\" - Wife

    \"I got jumped by a Canada goose, he took my wallet!\"

    +0
  • ouch September 3, 2014

    If it would have been a chicken then it would have been watermelon and kool aid for edibody aight num-asayn

    -1
  • hammerdown September 3, 2014

    i said duck cheater

    +0
  • cthulu September 3, 2014

    In Florida the Mexicans steal mud duck eggs and eat them. Maybe this brotha tried to steal this ducks wallet.

    +1
  • potrostation September 3, 2014

    This goose has a duck cousin who told him he got rapped by a midget nigga; and someone posted it on CS.

    +1
  • sirfartsalot September 3, 2014

    We'll be seeing this negro in the duck blind come hunting season. lol

    +0
  • vaticider September 3, 2014

    That goose is getting choked.

    +0
  • outamyskull September 3, 2014

    A1 pussy right there. Ten pounds of feathers with no teeth or claws coming after you and you run? Do us a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool.

    +0
  • happyjack September 3, 2014

    Fuck the ice buck challenge if there was an n-bomb challenge that suggested anyone who dropped an unwarranted nigger comment had to donate to charity, diseases would be getting cured left and right. The only problem is most of the idiots who use the word all of the time are as broke as they are dumb so it wouldn't be that great of a fundraiser. Oh well back to the old drawing board.

    +4
  • white_devil September 3, 2014

    That's one pissed off pigeon!

    +0
  • ouch September 4, 2014

    @happyjack Oh NIgger please lol

    -3
  • junkhunter September 4, 2014

    Thug running from a goose. LOL

    +1
  • neospace September 4, 2014

    hmmm they don't like niggers too

    +0
  • bucknuts September 4, 2014

    fuckin egg stealin nigger.,.,.,,.

    -2
  • rockinron September 4, 2014

    damn most nigs arn't arfraid of anything but their momma's. this one's scared shitless of a flying pillow!

    +0
 
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