Now this is a good thing to read on your apt complex's message board. Just to fuck with them give them a bogus room number and time to fuck. Chances are it's some low life that's upset they have nobody moaning and groaning over their ass.
So then you get an invite- show up- and the apartment is full of dudes
In response, I would have just hung a dildo next to that note and a reply saying "Go fuck yourself and buy some earmuffs!"
So what I like porn in surround sound? Makes me feel like I'm actually there!!
the reason I didn't invite you was because I was fucking raping her.....and you're a cop.
Rockinron trying to fit in with his gay neighbors
Or at least watch!!!!!!!!!!!
@corruptedsob well if you wern't so damn loud i wouldn't bitch corrutedsob.
The couple knocks on your door and it's two dudes.
At times like this I miss the old ouch. the new ouch is like hmmm knock knock knock. eh hem would you mind keeping it down please. Thank you.
Answer: fuck off.
thats funny yet true .