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posted by Adam H. on 9/8/2014

She's A Keeper

I finally found the woman of my dreams. She's perfect. She's beautiful, she dresses great, and she hasn't said a word in the two hours I've been hovering over her masturbating while smelling her crotch. Is this what love feels like?
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
captjim
She would wake up in my bed.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 2:43 PM

jlm77
she's good to go
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 2:43 PM

longhungwong
Well ladies and gentlemen of the jury I asked her to signal me if she wanted me to stop.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 2:44 PM

bigtex
"Had an awesome date Friday night!!"
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 2:47 PM

whobe
I would hold this bitch hostage by threatening to show her parents and boss this picture. Fuck Her.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 2:48 PM

2indastink
It’s only rape if she sobers up, which is highly unlikely......saddle up virgins...this ones a freebee.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 2:48 PM

big_daddy305
Like I always say. Check her ID and take her back to HER place. That way when she does come out of her alcohol induced coma, she’ll never know how to find you.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 2:58 PM

sexwithyourmom
Let the rape train begin
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 2:58 PM

mrlongshot
+10
Probably would just lay there motionless. I've got a wife that does that...
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 3:07 PM

darksider803
judging by the can in her hand and on the street she probably has enough alcohol in her to kill any kind of bug. Careful guys she might be flammable.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 3:14 PM

xizang
Fake tits.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 3:26 PM

eat3beans
Wipe the jizz off her ass and put it in!
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 3:35 PM

sirfartsalot
"I can feel it coming in the air tonight"
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 3:43 PM

bigdaddy88
I would check for a pulse to make sure she is still alive before I get down to business. Who am I kidding... I wouldn't care!
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 4:03 PM

2indastink
use my penis as a pillow.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 4:46 PM

bennyboy19
WOW, this is my kinda girl. Sure beats the next "user tits" pic.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 4:48 PM

bennyboy19
@big_daddy305 and then you meet her other friends and they thank you and you go home with nothing.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 4:49 PM

corruptedsob
She's dead !!!!
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 5:30 PM

ouch
Wanna go halves in a rape charge?
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 6:22 PM

vaknama
dear diary, jackpot!
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 6:22 PM

austinlorenzo
cassie the whore camacho is that u?? skank
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 6:33 PM

cellule
Carlsberg? She have no taste/self-respect at all, might as well wait for her to sober-up then she won’t stink puke and you will score anyways.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 8:11 PM

vaticider
Get alil b4 she wakes up then run...shes packing baggage.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 9:03 PM

potrostation
I road the bus for two months; I never found this. I did find her 300lb sister. Not the same effect. Same sad ending.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 9:13 PM

rockinron
looks like its about rape 30 in the park.
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 9:30 PM

feelnlow
I see this as a victimless crime. when you get this fucking wasted you can’t blame anyone for whatever happens to you! Case dismissed!!!!!!
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posted on: 09-08-14 @ 11:09 PM

picklehiesner
Come hear often ?
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 12:27 AM

rockinron
@picklehiesner no, but i’m sure anyone can cum there quite easily!
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 10:29 AM

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