Got A Little Hangnail?

That is not how you clip your fingernails. But no worries, I know just what to do. Pour some salt and lemon juice on there and it will be feeling as good as new. Then go eat some hot wings. And stop being a bitch.

16 Comments
  • mrlongshot September 8, 2014

    Vaginal Dentata?

    +4
  • sexwithyourmom September 8, 2014

    Nothing a little krazy glue won't fix

    +6
  • sirfartsalot September 8, 2014

    Proof some pussies have teeth!

    +9
  • junkhunter September 8, 2014

    BIG ouch!!!!

    +2
  • 2indastink September 8, 2014

    stop picking your ass.

    +8
  • eat3beans September 8, 2014

    I would still try to pick my nose with that finger

    +4
  • whobe September 8, 2014

    Put a band aid on it and get back to work.

    +6
  • solidbriscoe September 8, 2014

    I don't know about Ron... But that finger pussy is a bit too small for my small peen.

    +3
  • matv September 8, 2014

    nasal dentata?

    +1
  • wifebeater2000 September 8, 2014

    if that happends wen trying to finger yourself that meens uncle charlie hasn't gotten to you yet

    +3
  • corruptedsob September 8, 2014

    Stop Hammer Time

    +2
  • truckingman September 8, 2014

    WTMF"BF Ripped that Bitch OFF???

    ???????, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +2
  • cellule September 8, 2014

    She's fuckin' tight but on her period..

    +2
  • rockinron September 8, 2014

    looks like a canopy on an airplane that forgot how to fly.

    +4
  • jlm77 September 8, 2014

    we've got a bleeder

    +1
  • dullfeathers September 9, 2014

    I warned him if he stuck that in his dogs ass it would turn and bite...dumb fuck!

    +1
 
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