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posted by Adam H. on 9/9/2014

Would You Hit It? Beached Whales

Oh no, four whales have washed up on the shore. They're stuck and can't get back to their home in the ocean. They need your help. Or they need your cock. Which ever you prefer I guess. Are you diving in or heading for dry land?
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whobe
Looks like the second whale from the left is trying to scurry the crabs back into the ocean.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 2:03 PM

spinal12
The one on the far end use to be my girl friend damn McDonald’s put a toll on her :(
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 2:03 PM

azzholee
i would hit them with a barbed stick
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 2:04 PM

longhungwong
Its too late the gay whales have been born!... crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/43987-do-it-for-christ
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 2:04 PM

longhungwong
The one in the middle to the right wouldn’t be so bad if she kept it under half a dozen doughnuts a day.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 2:06 PM

sexwithyourmom
2nd from the left looks like a fat beyonce so...I think I'd give it a go
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 2:07 PM

fistermister
I wouldn’t give them any dick but I would let them make me a sandwich.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 2:15 PM

vulture
yes... with a big wave
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 2:19 PM

donunderstan
+10
Fuck global warming. This is why the ocean is rising.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 2:29 PM

fingers
You have to push them back into the water fast. Anyone got a dozer.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 2:31 PM

mrlongshot
"that's a big bitch"
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 2:37 PM

bigdaddy88
Dont know where the waves end and the stomachs begin.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 2:44 PM

2indastink
someone phone japan......free meals for all for a week.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 3:09 PM

jayisafag
I saw a bra on a maggot-filled mess a couple pictures ago and it made me wanna hit its room-temperature twat. Sure as hell I’d fuck each one of these babies.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 3:14 PM

captjim
no, but i’ll help roll them back in the water
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 3:14 PM

jlm77
so which one of them is Snooki then
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 3:38 PM

picklehiesner
High tide while they sit in the water low tide if they get out.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 3:57 PM

loulou
I saw this show on Animal Planet the other day.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 4:30 PM

rockinron
wtf? you never seen fat ladys douche before?......come to think of it neither have I.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 4:30 PM

loulou
These aren’t stretch marks they are a road map of my life. Damn bitch it looks like you have been everywhere!
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 4:33 PM

honkie365
Good thing fat floates
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 4:50 PM

eat3beans
I'd cast a line out with a Twinkie and watch them all go for it
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 5:10 PM

whackjob
Where is Captain Ahab when you need him?
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 5:15 PM

sirfartsalot
That is the only way they get there assholes clean.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 5:58 PM

hammerdown
hell yeah flip thru the rolls til you smell shit then go back one.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 6:17 PM

goodster
This would be a great picture.... if there weren’t 3 fat bitches in it!
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 6:29 PM

sexwithyourmom
@goodster...so your ok with the 4th one? Who's the lucky gal?
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 6:42 PM

corruptedsob
I'm drunk and they still look fat
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 7:32 PM

bennyboy19
I woudn’t mind getting head from the third one
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 8:57 PM

cellule
When they took their bigkini off, 3 inches of sand covered the floor.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 9:21 PM

potrostation
No,but I would roll then back into the ocean to impress a more attractive hairy armpit/legs Green Peace hippy chick.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 9:22 PM

goodster
"4 fat bitches""OOOPPSS
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 9:46 PM

bigtex
Just one of those bitches would be an orgy!! Not for me!!
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 9:51 PM

cellule
Yoga, rebirth, meditation, now osmosis?
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 10:35 PM

feelnlow
HOLY FUCKING BIG BOUNCING BELLIES!!!!
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 11:01 PM

feelnlow
This is something have NOT wondered about.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 11:02 PM

ouch
I’ll do it If lightfighter does. It’s the new Fat Fuck challenge
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 11:10 PM

pinkdildolickr
The third one from the left I would definitely do. A tan fat body is much better to look at than a pastey fat body. Of course I’d probably have to shave her cooter for her first, I’m sure she can’t see it to shave it.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 11:17 PM

dullfeathers
I’m sure the tsunami alarm went off when they plopped down.
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posted on: 09-09-14 @ 11:44 PM

yeknom
That's a shame. A couple of them look like they could have been pretty hot if they weren't morbidly obese.
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posted on: 09-10-14 @ 11:59 AM

rockinron
when they open their legs you can hear the taco bell dog barking and the mcdonalds song.
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posted on: 09-10-14 @ 3:23 PM

rouge_et_blanc
Call greenpeace and get them towed back out to sea
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posted on: 09-10-14 @ 10:45 PM

msswan
Japanese shouldve better kill em instead of whales.
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posted on: 09-11-14 @ 8:11 AM

rodeye2
Even a salt water douche doesn’t help the smell.
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posted on: 09-11-14 @ 4:42 PM

tardnugget
Any of the desperate fuckers on here who say they wouldnt tap that are lil lying fucks actin like they got standards or some shit. nigga please
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posted on: 10-19-14 @ 3:16 AM

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