Would You Hit It? Beached Whales

Oh no, four whales have washed up on the shore. They're stuck and can't get back to their home in the ocean. They need your help. Or they need your cock. Which ever you prefer I guess. Are you diving in or heading for dry land?

45 Comments
  • whobe September 9, 2014

    Looks like the second whale from the left is trying to scurry the crabs back into the ocean.

    +7
  • spinal12 September 9, 2014

    The one on the far end use to be my girl friend damn McDonald's put a toll on her :(

    +2
  • azzholee September 9, 2014

    i would hit them with a barbed stick

    +0
  • longhungwong September 9, 2014

    Its too late the gay whales have been born!...

    http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/43987-do-it-for-christ

    -1
  • longhungwong September 9, 2014

    The one in the middle to the right wouldn't be so bad if she kept it under half a dozen doughnuts a day.

    +4
  • sexwithyourmom September 9, 2014

    2nd from the left looks like a fat beyonce so...I think I'd give it a go

    +3
  • fistermister September 9, 2014

    I wouldn't give them any dick but I would let them make me a sandwich.

    +5
  • vulture September 9, 2014

    yes... with a big wave

    +1
  • donunderstan September 9, 2014

    Fuck global warming. This is why the ocean is rising.

    +10
  • fingers September 9, 2014

    You have to push them back into the water fast. Anyone got a dozer.

    +3
  • mrlongshot September 9, 2014

    \"that's a big bitch\"

    +9
  • bigdaddy88 September 9, 2014

    Dont know where the waves end and the stomachs begin.

    +5
  • 2indastink September 9, 2014

    someone phone japan......free meals for all for a week.

    +4
  • jayisafag September 9, 2014

    I saw a bra on a maggot-filled mess a couple pictures ago and it made me wanna hit its room-temperature twat. Sure as hell I'd fuck each one of these babies.

    +5
  • captjim September 9, 2014

    no, but i'll help roll them back in the water

    +3
  • jlm77 September 9, 2014

    so which one of them is Snooki then

    +1
  • picklehiesner September 9, 2014

    High tide while they sit in the water low tide if they get out.

    +3
  • loulou September 9, 2014

    I saw this show on Animal Planet the other day.

    +3
  • rockinron September 9, 2014

    wtf? you never seen fat ladys douche before?......come to think of it neither have I.

    +4
  • loulou September 9, 2014

    These aren't stretch marks they are a road map of my life. Damn bitch it looks like you have been everywhere!

    +1
  • honkie365 September 9, 2014

    Good thing fat floates

    +1
  • eat3beans September 9, 2014

    I'd cast a line out with a Twinkie and watch them all go for it

    +3
  • whackjob September 9, 2014

    Where is Captain Ahab when you need him?

    +1
  • sirfartsalot September 9, 2014

    That is the only way they get there assholes clean.

    +2
  • hammerdown September 9, 2014

    hell yeah flip thru the rolls til you smell shit then go back one.

    +3
  • goodster September 9, 2014

    This would be a great picture.... if there weren't 3 fat bitches in it!

    +1
  • sexwithyourmom September 9, 2014

    @goodster...so your ok with the 4th one? Who's the lucky gal?

    +2
  • corruptedsob September 9, 2014

    I'm drunk and they still look fat

    +4
  • bennyboy19 September 9, 2014

    I woudn't mind getting head from the third one

    +0
  • cellule September 9, 2014

    When they took their bigkini off, 3 inches of sand covered the floor.

    +0
  • potrostation September 9, 2014

    No,but I would roll then back into the ocean to impress a more attractive hairy armpit/legs Green Peace hippy chick.

    +1
  • goodster September 9, 2014

    "4 fat bitches""OOOPPSS

    +0
  • bigtex September 9, 2014

    Just one of those bitches would be an orgy!! Not for me!!

    +0
  • cellule September 9, 2014

    Yoga, rebirth, meditation, now osmosis?

    +0
  • feelnlow September 10, 2014

    HOLY FUCKING BIG BOUNCING BELLIES!!!!

    +0
  • feelnlow September 10, 2014

    This is something have NOT wondered about.

    +0
  • ouch September 10, 2014

    I'll do it If lightfighter does. It's the new Fat Fuck challenge

    +1
  • pinkdildolickr September 10, 2014

    The third one from the left I would definitely do. A tan fat body is much better to look at than a pastey fat body. Of course I'd probably have to shave her cooter for her first, I'm sure she can't see it to shave it.

    +0
  • dullfeathers September 10, 2014

    I'm sure the tsunami alarm went off when they plopped down.

    +2
  • yeknom September 10, 2014

    That's a shame. A couple of them look like they could have been pretty hot if they weren't morbidly obese.

    +1
  • rockinron September 10, 2014

    when they open their legs you can hear the taco bell dog barking and the mcdonalds song.

    +1
  • rouge_et_blanc September 10, 2014

    Call greenpeace and get them towed back out to sea

    +0
  • msswan September 11, 2014

    Japanese shouldve better kill em instead of whales.

    +0
  • rodeye2 September 11, 2014

    Even a salt water douche doesn't help the smell.

    +1
  • tardnugget October 19, 2014

    Any of the desperate fuckers on here who say they wouldnt tap that are lil lying fucks actin like they got standards or some shit. nigga please

    +0
 
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