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posted by Adam H. on 9/12/2014

Here Come The Amish

This was taken by a Crazyshit user who saw the Amish invading Wal-Mart. And in a fucking motorcart. I don't want to get all preachy and shit, but that bitch is gonna burn in hell for using technology. Or maybe if you pay the church some money then it's OK to use it? I don't quite know how it all works.
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whobe
And she’s going to hell for lusting about that guy with one leg.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 12:55 PM

xizang
What, exactly are you upset about? That she’s shopping, or shopping at Walmart? Lots of people do. And it would be wrong to not use technology if it’s available and she has a necessary for life need. You wouldn’t expect her to deny use of a defibrillator if her kid had a heart attack, would you?
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 12:57 PM

morbuis669
Oh so its ok to use technology if you’re lazy, what a bunch of welfare bullshit!
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 1:11 PM

longhungwong
Did you hear about the Amish flu? First you get a little hoarse, then you get a little buggy.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 1:18 PM

vulture
thats one big amish to need a 6 wheeler
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 1:27 PM

crazyvet
Guess they made her leave her horse outside.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 1:34 PM

corruptedsob
Now we know where they get their pie ingredients
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 1:35 PM

sexwithyourmom
Fuck those amish cunts
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 1:36 PM

el_chingon
There’s a Ford E350 XL Van special equipped with ramp parked in the fire lane with the motor running, waiting for her.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 1:43 PM

txdo_msk
I believe battery power is okay. I bet they have a lot of dildos.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 1:50 PM

rockinron
hey bitch ! that better not be where you get the $5 loaves of bread i buy from you!
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 1:55 PM

fistermister
What truly shocking is that she knows how to operate the chair.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 1:58 PM

wardo56
They are probably Mennonite..a more modern Amish
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 2:07 PM

potrostation
From this one wheel chair their entire society began to unravel.!
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 2:08 PM

spinal12
That boy was told that his penis was for peeing only not to be played with, sinner.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 2:22 PM

donunderstan
I just want to know where they get those big gulp sized water cups the carry on their heads.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 2:33 PM

bennyboy19
This use of technology is totally unacceptable. Either she walks or those kids push her around in a shopping kart. There is no other way.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 3:50 PM

feelnlow
Now,Now, She "MIGHT" just be opening up her Amish mind to technology? She’s reading the owner’s manual for that cart, And from the look’s of it she’s obviously has a Mr Coffee Coffee pot back at the farm. But someone should let them know that those are coffee filters and NOT hats?
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 4:05 PM

goodster
Ok, so it’s battery powered,,, But how the fuck do they charge it???
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 5:06 PM

happyjack
1st priority food - 2nd priority being fat and staying that way - 3rd priority being Amish
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 5:52 PM

jackpot
Hey xizang, they detest owning any form of modernization and would let their children die if they had to pay for a defibrillator. But they’ll use the fuck out of your telephone and defibrillator if you live close by.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 6:11 PM

cellule
Amish the point, here...
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 8:32 PM

jlm77
heathens
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 9:11 PM

jeeprod
You fucking ignorant asswipes. Google some shit when you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. 1. They’re Mennonite. 2. Mennonites are not Amish Light or Amish Modern; two different damn things altogether. Sheesh.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 11:22 PM

jeeprod
And while we’re at it: That’s a very particular assist chair, not an electric cow hauler from Walmart. It’s designed to be driven and steered with minimal hand controls or even pressure applied to the headrest. They’re often used by MS, CP, ALS or stroke patients. Fucktards.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 11:25 PM

cellule
@jeeprod : So f*ckin’ what..?
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posted on: 09-13-14 @ 12:21 AM

pinkdildolickr
Jeeprod breaking out the social studies lessons on CS might be a bit of a lost cause. Most people come here to make jokes and annoy people, see naked people, and many other things none of which involves learning anything at all.
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posted on: 09-13-14 @ 1:32 AM

rodeye2
Wow,even Wal-mart can attract some of the most stubborn shoppers.
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posted on: 09-13-14 @ 2:15 AM

poptart55
Amish can use technology if they do not own it
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posted on: 09-13-14 @ 3:28 AM

scottishtits77
I can’t help but think of Kingpin whenever I see one of these Amish folk! "We don’t have a cow....we have a bull...."
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posted on: 09-13-14 @ 7:59 AM

goodster
Look at the knobs on the tires, Lets take her mud boggin!
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posted on: 09-13-14 @ 9:27 AM

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