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posted by Adam H. on 9/12/2014

Proud American Fapper

This is one patriotic masturbator driving this vehicle. He's fapping for the USA and he's very proud of it. He even got a medal for it. That is some serious fapping. Good job. We salute you.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
fistermister
Fap her right in her pussy.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 2:21 PM

longhungwong
He asked not what his country can do for him but what he can do for his country and it was either that or taking one for team.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 2:22 PM

crazyvet
Damn, he got a Bronze Star for jacking off?
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 2:32 PM

ibetdaddy
^probably in a war zone
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 2:38 PM

whobe
If I got to blow up a bunch of rag heads I’d want one of those as well.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 2:41 PM

jlm77
I don't get it
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 2:46 PM

sexwithyourmom
Fappin in the USA
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 2:52 PM

crazyvet
Funny as it is, I believe it stands for U.S. Air Force air police.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 4:07 PM

bigtex
What a fucking jerk off!!
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 4:21 PM

goodster
Thank you for your SERVICE, Sir!
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 4:57 PM

scottishtits77
This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fapping, this is for fun. Hooyah!
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 5:37 PM

corruptedsob
It's a GM
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 6:16 PM

mrlongshot
General fap AKA rockinron. Nice van by the way.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 6:45 PM

cellule
Can we still have candys from him?
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 6:56 PM

ouch
It looks good parked next to wound*pussy and Pow_pOw_poW
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 7:00 PM

rockinron
the medals for fapping above and beyond the call of booty!
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 8:55 PM

potrostation
You fought for my right to FAP., I salute you Sir.
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 8:58 PM

txdo_msk
Why does it always seem to be my state?
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 10:30 PM

shit_smeller
7 years in the air force now and I have no idea what job title is abbreviated AP. ^ Definitely not Air Police..
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posted on: 09-12-14 @ 10:32 PM

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