She kind of looks like a butterball turkey waiting to get fucked. She's more flexible than I would have guessed. So who's in? You might want to spray her crotch down with a high pressure hose first just as a precaution.
I'd hit her with roasted chicken to distract her while I got away.
If she could magically give me a boner, i would give it a try.. Yes, im lonely.. And she looks pretty free
Install stuffing and cook for 72 hours.
Nah she's about 70 pounds to FAT for me
I would but I highly doubt she would feel anything.
Put a apple in that pigs mouth, the luau is about to start.
Very flexible. I'm impressed. Sure, I fuck her on that merit alone.
There is a German ballad that says, you can have her, I don't want her, she too fat for me.
4' 8\" 320lbs? I don't fucking think so!!
YEP! Fuck that fat Turkey in her Giblets and pump them full of gravy! I love Thanksgiving.
fat girls have good credit , sure y not
I could overlook the gut, but that snatch is disgusting...and I don't have a penis...
Nope!!! Glad I ate my chicken dinner BEFORE I saw this. The only thing that whale would feel is a German U-Boat!
She's smaller then some of the pigs I fuck so yeah I'd fuck her brains out
YES! I would!
That'll do pig, that'll do.
I'd brine her for about 24 hours. Take her out of the fridge get her to room temperature.....anybody know how long it takes to smoke fat bitches?
It's a Perdue Oven Stuffer Roaster
@happy, give her a cig and wait on the queef... Then tenderize with hatchet, cook at 550°F til the grandchildren graduate college, let sit 2 days and serve on rice!!! Feeds an army! Hep C and tetanus shot recommended...
What do fat chicks put behind their ears to attract guys? Their ankles...
Ready to be rolled in the flour to find the wet spot.
I wish my sparing partner lightfighter would slam these bitches like he does some CS user bOObs! then we can be friends :)
This rolypoly plumper needs to give the skinny stripper slut in the previous pic some of her hostess cakes
Yes,but for some reason it would feel weird after 8 seconds.
as charlote once said. "thats some pig"
That bellybutton looks clean..no wonder she can't clean her pussy....NO!
With a fucking mop boiled in distinctive, somethings going on down there.
One big lump of shit.
That funky looking thing looks infected!
Sorry guys! I forgot to write CS on her tits.
At least she has something to play with and hang on to. What's the attraction with females who have the figure of a 10 year old boy? Fucking a toast rack can't be much fun. Still, that pussy and the inside of her thighs look like they will never smell nice. I wouldn't want to bury my face in there, it looks kinda stanky.
Man I just want to put her on a stick like jalapeño on a stick and show her off like a puppet
If she can twerk, there is a thousand nigs up for her.
Vaseline on my head and a running start.