Would You Hit It: She's Paying You

Would you hit it? She's actually going to pay you to drop your pants, and bang her out. You can even fuck her right in the pooper. She does't care, she just wants some loving in her lower regions.

36 Comments
  • crazyvet September 13, 2014

    She would need a wheelbarrow full of $100s before I would consider it.

    +6
  • happyjack September 13, 2014

    Let me say it before one of you jackasses do. She's actually just visiting her black boyfriend in jail. There you go.

    +8
  • 2indastink September 13, 2014

    leave it locked in its cage.

    +4
  • whobe September 13, 2014

    @crazyvet ^Shit it took a wheelbarrow to get her there.

    +4
  • longhungwong September 13, 2014

    This isn't verga king bitch... take that money buy yourself a one way ticket to hell bitch.....

    +0
  • vulture September 13, 2014

    she would have to take out a bank loan to pay me

    +0
  • johnhancock September 13, 2014

    What is she trying to buy? Laced pork chops?

    +1
  • donunderstan September 13, 2014

    I think God already slapped the shit out of her.

    +1
  • joeymp September 13, 2014

    good luck in his/her next life cos this one aint going too good.

    +3
  • bigtex September 13, 2014

    @happyjack, us crazyshiters must really be some fucked up people, so fucked up we turned a black man into a racist!! Most all the blacks I know think the same as myself. No problem with blacks, fucking hate niggers!! That goes for all races!!

    +6
  • jlm77 September 13, 2014

    Tyrone's dream date

    +1
  • rockinron September 13, 2014

    "sucky sucky fi dolla" go's both ways these days

    -1
  • goodster September 13, 2014

    That's a coupon for her favorite ice cream. Chunky Monkey. She just wants to let you know she has it and you don't.

    +2
  • el_chingon September 13, 2014

    Every time I pass by this crazy bitch offers me money and wants me to show her my dick.

    +0
  • potrostation September 13, 2014

    If that money is for meth. I might come back in 6 months to see if she's improved to ugly and skinny.

    +0
  • cellule September 13, 2014

    She can't even tell how much she have.

    +0
  • happyjack September 13, 2014

    @bigtex I believe If you want to make jokes about somebody else you need to be able to make fun of yourself as well. It's not what you say, but how it's said. As far as the rest of your comment goes, I'm not into throwing the word nigger around regardless of the circumstances. But to each their own.

    -2
  • scottishtits77 September 13, 2014

    Much like a fine wine, Roseanne Barr has improved with age.

    +2
  • goodster September 13, 2014

    ^^Happyjackhole,,,,,, Enough with the word police,, please! So what if someone writes a word you don't like, we're all tired of your holier than thou bullshit. Just drop the issue, no one cares. You're wright it is an ignorant word to just through out there just to say it but you yourself agree that it is "OK" in certain situations, All I'm sayin is just give it a rest. And that goes for EVERYONE,,,on BOTH sides.

    -1
  • happyjack September 13, 2014

    ^^^^^ didn't know that you had been chosen to be the voice of the people of crazyshit. Bigtex addressed me and I was simply responding to him. Don't like what I write just move on I guess. BTW the Red Sox suck but I'm thinking you are probably aware of that already.

    +0
  • goodster September 13, 2014

    ^Not speaking of only this one time,, and is that the only other way you can attack me, The SOX,,, REALY? Just you wait,, From worst to first to worst to first!!!!!!!! HEED MY WORDS!!!!!!

    +0
  • nudepoker69 September 13, 2014

    she got a tight pussy and no chance of getting a fuck.

    +0
  • ouch September 13, 2014

    @goodster You're wasting your time with him! Just -1 him without reading his post like I do and be a happy little CS fucker lol :)

    -3
  • ghosthunter September 13, 2014

    Not even with a gun to my head would I tap that.

    +0
  • goodster September 13, 2014

    ^What about if you had a gun to your head and it smelled like Coaco BUTTER

    +0
  • dullfeathers September 14, 2014

    I'd rather saw my own nadds off with the edge of my house key.

    +1
  • brentos September 14, 2014

    That isn't real money I don't play bored games (misspelling intended) @ HappyJack If you aren't comfortable with free speech you are on the wrong internet. Let's break this down anyways. So black men see red when they hear the word nigger. Why is that? Is it because previous generations were treated like shit abused and looked at as inferior? Or is it because the original meaning was ignorant and illiterate? There are no other 'illegal' words in the dictionary. Jewish people suffered were treated worse enslaved more and mass murdered but their own people didn't sell them to the 'whiteman' which were Spaniards back in the day mostly on trade routes. Calling someone a Jew usually insists that they are materialistic and self centered. So although both words are evolved words pointed at racial hate why do jewish wear theirs proud as do black people but don't get mad when other races call them this? To me that just seems dumb as fuck in itself. Me personally I am not any race I am a fraction breed. But however I don't claim shit I don't claim any of them however the only thing I do claim is being American. Wearing the word nigger around you own 'kind' but not letting other races or whatever say that word to me means two things. One you're selfish Two you think your special and superior. So, fuck yourself. Idgaf. I am not racist in any way. I give most everyone a fair chance to prove themselves to me as being human beings with good or bad intentions. Even though some might not see it that way. I don't care. Everyone in existence is prejudice due to their past experiences. Either which way. If you here to argue this shit it will never end. I recommend if you aren't OK with it then you don't come here simple as that.

    +2
  • cellule September 14, 2014

    ^^Thanks, now my eyes are nose-bleeding..

    +2
  • sbohica September 14, 2014

    I always handle my own probs.. But its great to c other members call out @happy for what he is!!!! Dudes been on my ass every time I bring up the nigger word! Now cmon man.... \"Don't worry be @happy\" \"Be @happy now\".... CSFL bitches (and@happy)

    +1
  • ouch September 14, 2014

    @sbohica Fucking nigger lol Have you heard his song? he ain't Happy he's my Nigger. lol now lets get ready for a reply that will be like blar Cracker blar Cracker blar Crracker blar it's A JOKE YOU thats why we put lol in it NIgger lol Coon lol !

    +0
  • happyjack September 14, 2014

    Get the lanterns, get the dogs, pickup some beer and hop in the trucks we are going to have a good ol fashioned lynching. Fuck all of you guys above. I'm not the problem. To be honest I'm good balance so the PG doesn't sound like a clan meeting. I challenge all of you to a week of funny creative non-nigger comments. Can you do it? Or is saying nigger all that you have in your bag of tricks? RR, Whobe, and Honkie365 are at least creative. You other guys above are amateurs.

    +1
  • honkie365 September 14, 2014

    Just another campaign contribution to the Democraptic party from an Obama supporter.

    -1
  • sbohica September 14, 2014

    Truth be known @happy, if we knew where u lived, we wud b throwin on our overalls, taking a big chew of tobacco, loadin up the shotguns, grabin the rope and caging up our Coon dogs and make a day of it!!!! But that's just fantasy land!!! I'd rather sit here and watch football... I'm sure ur a fine black man... But one who loves to play the race card any chance ya get! CSFL bitches

    +0
  • happyjack September 14, 2014

    ^^^^^no offense but your constant assessments of me or my character wether favorable or unfavorable are worthless to me because I don't value your opinion. Not trying to stir anything up just trying to save you some time on your daily evaluations. Now back to my original point how about less drama and more funny, original, and creative comments from those who are capable of doing so.

    +0
  • sbohica September 14, 2014

    Yes sir, master sir! It shud b ur way or no way... Narcissism is alive and breathing round here!! CSFL bitches

    +0
  • captjim September 14, 2014

    Sure, I like fatties and if she's gonna pay, all the better.

    +1
 
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