Man I love Chinese food, but it's so easy to catch that itis from it. Anytime I go there it's nap time soon after. Which reminds me it's almost noon, and I bout to get my general tso's on.
Why do chubby Chinese women always look like Rob Schneider after traffic accidents?
looks like old wang there was letting the ole lady drive!
Looks like that pink shirt helped him get pregnant!!
Now he's scared of cars AND mopeds.
I don't eat Chinese food. Because I know I'll end up like that. Fat and wrecked in my car by a couple of mopeds and the fucking 18 wheeler and a bus.
they didn't cook the cat enough & it jumped out & scratched the face
She's pregnant with 2inthestink's baby
Eyes are really slanted now.
Doc that chink for nappin on the job
I've heard all that rice will swell up in your belly
That's a woman?
Ass sore.... and tummy sore to prease
He had the poo poo platter.