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posted by Adam H. on 9/16/2014

Welcome To The Pizzeria

I can see why they would put this statue outside of a pizzeria. It's making me hungry for a sausage and meatballs pie. Just kidding. But I kind of feel bad for that inanimate turtle. Now let's eat some fucking pizza.
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ludenlasivius
Medusa really wanted a pizza pie and she wasn’t about to let ol’ fat boy and his fuckbuddy tortoise stop her.
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 12:25 PM

fuckybrained
Huh, who'd have thought George Lucas teabagging a tortoise would make you want pizza? I totally want pepperoni now.
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 12:32 PM

vikingshill
I hope that's not the delivery driver
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 12:54 PM

madkraze
Only if bigger talk was white
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 1:03 PM

ryanscott1989
That poor tortoise. Now he is fat man food.
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 1:04 PM

bigtex
I just lost my appetite!!
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 1:36 PM

corruptedsob
Rockinron's tomb stone .
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 1:39 PM

sirfartsalot
Jay!?
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 1:53 PM

spinal12
Something that came out of DOOM
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 2:07 PM

potrostation
2inda has the same statue in his front yard too.
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 2:12 PM

fistermister
♪ When a fat naked guy looks you right in you eye that’s amore.♪
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 2:33 PM

ludenlasivius
When an eel bites your thigh then you bleed out and die, that’s... a moray...
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 3:03 PM

fulmerino
Stop..... in the name of love....
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 3:09 PM

longhungwong
Must be an all sausage lovers pizza joint.
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 3:25 PM

mykejp
Looks like fatboy ate all the pizza and is saying, "You shall not pass".
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 3:43 PM

goodster
Poseidon has real let himself go.
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 4:24 PM

donunderstan
By the expression on the turtles face, he's got his left thumb up his ass.
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 4:37 PM

bigtex
I bet the turtle has a bigger dick!!
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 6:27 PM

madkraze
Man his poor balls
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 7:23 PM

rockinron
now i see why they named the place "little ceasers"
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 7:47 PM

toreal
This is what Rockinron's death mask will look like when he really does die.
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 8:17 PM

jackpot
Santa on summer vacation in the Caribbean.
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 8:37 PM

cellule
After the goats, donkeys, cows..
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posted on: 09-16-14 @ 11:41 PM

tj72
Okay, you make it past the statue without dying of laughter and walk to the counter to place an order...The model for the statue comes to the counter. Now what?
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posted on: 09-17-14 @ 12:31 AM

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