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I can see why they would put this statue outside of a pizzeria. It's making me hungry for a sausage and meatballs pie. Just kidding. But I kind of feel bad for that inanimate turtle. Now let's eat some fucking pizza.

24 Comments
  • ludenlasivius September 16, 2014

    Medusa really wanted a pizza pie and she wasn't about to let ol' fat boy and his fuckbuddy tortoise stop her.

    +3
  • fuckybrained September 16, 2014

    Huh, who'd have thought George Lucas teabagging a tortoise would make you want pizza? I totally want pepperoni now.

    +4
  • vikingshill September 16, 2014

    I hope that's not the delivery driver

    +8
  • madkraze September 16, 2014

    Only if bigger talk was white

    +4
  • ryanscott1989 September 16, 2014

    That poor tortoise. Now he is fat man food.

    +3
  • bigtex September 16, 2014

    I just lost my appetite!!

    +1
  • corruptedsob September 16, 2014

    Rockinron's tomb stone .

    +6
  • sirfartsalot September 16, 2014

    Jay!?

    +1
  • spinal12 September 16, 2014

    Something that came out of DOOM

    +0
  • potrostation September 16, 2014

    2inda has the same statue in his front yard too.

    +0
  • fistermister September 16, 2014

    ♪ When a fat naked guy looks you right in you eye that's amore.♪

    +6
  • ludenlasivius September 16, 2014

    When an eel bites your thigh then you bleed out and die, that's... a moray...

    +5
  • fulmerino September 16, 2014

    Stop..... in the name of love....

    +1
  • longhungwong September 16, 2014

    Must be an all sausage lovers pizza joint.

    +2
  • mykejp September 16, 2014

    Looks like fatboy ate all the pizza and is saying, \"You shall not pass\".

    +0
  • goodster September 16, 2014

    Poseidon has real let himself go.

    +2
  • donunderstan September 16, 2014

    By the expression on the turtles face, he's got his left thumb up his ass.

    +2
  • bigtex September 16, 2014

    I bet the turtle has a bigger dick!!

    +1
  • madkraze September 16, 2014

    Man his poor balls

    +0
  • rockinron September 16, 2014

    now i see why they named the place "little ceasers"

    +2
  • toreal September 16, 2014

    This is what Rockinron's death mask will look like when he really does die.

    +0
  • jackpot September 16, 2014

    Santa on summer vacation in the Caribbean.

    -1
  • cellule September 17, 2014

    After the goats, donkeys, cows..

    -2
  • tj72 September 17, 2014

    Okay, you make it past the statue without dying of laughter and walk to the counter to place an order...The model for the statue comes to the counter. Now what?

    +0
 
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