I can see why they would put this statue outside of a pizzeria. It's making me hungry for a sausage and meatballs pie. Just kidding. But I kind of feel bad for that inanimate turtle. Now let's eat some fucking pizza.
Medusa really wanted a pizza pie and she wasn't about to let ol' fat boy and his fuckbuddy tortoise stop her.
Huh, who'd have thought George Lucas teabagging a tortoise would make you want pizza? I totally want pepperoni now.
I hope that's not the delivery driver
Only if bigger talk was white
That poor tortoise. Now he is fat man food.
I just lost my appetite!!
Rockinron's tomb stone .
Something that came out of DOOM
2inda has the same statue in his front yard too.
♪ When a fat naked guy looks you right in you eye that's amore.♪
When an eel bites your thigh then you bleed out and die, that's... a moray...
Stop..... in the name of love....
Must be an all sausage lovers pizza joint.
Looks like fatboy ate all the pizza and is saying, \"You shall not pass\".
Poseidon has real let himself go.
By the expression on the turtles face, he's got his left thumb up his ass.
I bet the turtle has a bigger dick!!
Man his poor balls
now i see why they named the place "little ceasers"
This is what Rockinron's death mask will look like when he really does die.
Santa on summer vacation in the Caribbean.
After the goats, donkeys, cows..
Okay, you make it past the statue without dying of laughter and walk to the counter to place an order...The model for the statue comes to the counter. Now what?