Who's Hungry?

I'm really not a big fan of seafood and this ain't changing my mind about that. But maybe foreskin and crustaceans sound like a good dinner to you. Regardless, I bet that smells fucking terrible.

27 Comments
  • longhungwong September 18, 2014

    You're not fooling anyone, that is not the reason they call you shrimp dick.

    +6
  • bigtex September 18, 2014

    That lobster got mind fucked!!

    +0
  • fistermister September 18, 2014

    I'd say he has a bad case of the prawns.

    +3
  • fuckybrained September 18, 2014

    Wait wait wait... Krawjizz?

    +0
  • fuckybrained September 18, 2014

    Is the other guy gonna eat it out of there?

    +0
  • fuzzynaval420 September 18, 2014

    Yes my photo finally made it here. Fuck all of you fools!

    -3
  • vikingshill September 18, 2014

    @fuzzynaval...I'm not sure that's something to brag about, you shrimpdick

    +7
  • xizang September 18, 2014

    That's either a huge shrimp, or a really tiny little penis. I vote for the tiny, little penis.

    +1
  • vulture September 18, 2014

    well it makes a change from crabs

    +2
  • fulmerino September 18, 2014

    It's a crawfish. And if they seasoned them like I do, I bet that burned his dick hole for a week...

    +5
  • goodster September 18, 2014

    I don't know if they got a cream for crawdads!

    +2
  • rockinron September 18, 2014

    im guessing the poor crawdads ass was not able to take the guys dick.

    -1
  • rockinron September 18, 2014

    first time i ever seen someone fuck a crawdad in the ass.

    -1
  • whobe September 18, 2014

    I think 2inda has him beat.

    +0
  • crackerkiller September 18, 2014

    he got that lobster to kill the crabs he got

    -4
  • nybadguy September 18, 2014

    He's got hillbilly dick.

    -1
  • slipdry September 18, 2014

    Oh yeah that is that new disease called crawfish dick. You get that from fucking those muddy hoes!

    +0
  • jlm77 September 18, 2014

    even with a hard on the shrimp is still bigger than him

    +0
  • iamapocalypse September 18, 2014

    New meaning to duck the head, bitch still won't swallow. 😔

    +0
  • goodster September 18, 2014

    What's that B52's song....COCK-LOBSTER!!??

    +0
  • potrostation September 18, 2014

    Red Neck crabs?

    +0
  • sbohica September 18, 2014

    Isn't that sweet... A picture of @ouch being born! Cute lil fucker. Ha ha!!! Pow pow.

    +1
  • dullfeathers September 18, 2014

    Oh look...he made his very own longer bisque dispenser.

    +0
  • feelnlow September 19, 2014

    Is this how crawdad's got nicknamed "MUD BUGS" Fags putting them up there ass? I can hear Sam Kinnison now "Dear Lord I lived a good life in this river and now I can rest peacefully... OH WAIT! WHAT THE FUCK? I'M Someones DICK! I'm in a guy's DICK that's near a guy's ASS!!!OHHH OOHHHHHH OOOHHHHHH!!!!!

    +0
  • cellule September 19, 2014

    Try a piece of KFC & go walk in the ghetto.

    +0
  • wardo56 September 19, 2014

    I hate crawfish. And foreskins.

    +0
  • big_daddy305 September 19, 2014

    It's the only way to get that skanky fish scent anywhere near his dick.

    +0
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories Submit Login Register