I'm really not a big fan of seafood and this ain't changing my mind about that. But maybe foreskin and crustaceans sound like a good dinner to you. Regardless, I bet that smells fucking terrible.
You're not fooling anyone, that is not the reason they call you shrimp dick.
That lobster got mind fucked!!
I'd say he has a bad case of the prawns.
Wait wait wait... Krawjizz?
Is the other guy gonna eat it out of there?
Yes my photo finally made it here. Fuck all of you fools!
@fuzzynaval...I'm not sure that's something to brag about, you shrimpdick
That's either a huge shrimp, or a really tiny little penis. I vote for the tiny, little penis.
well it makes a change from crabs
It's a crawfish. And if they seasoned them like I do, I bet that burned his dick hole for a week...
I don't know if they got a cream for crawdads!
im guessing the poor crawdads ass was not able to take the guys dick.
first time i ever seen someone fuck a crawdad in the ass.
I think 2inda has him beat.
he got that lobster to kill the crabs he got
He's got hillbilly dick.
Oh yeah that is that new disease called crawfish dick. You get that from fucking those muddy hoes!
even with a hard on the shrimp is still bigger than him
New meaning to duck the head, bitch still won't swallow. 😔
What's that B52's song....COCK-LOBSTER!!??
Red Neck crabs?
Isn't that sweet... A picture of @ouch being born! Cute lil fucker. Ha ha!!! Pow pow.
Oh look...he made his very own longer bisque dispenser.
Is this how crawdad's got nicknamed "MUD BUGS" Fags putting them up there ass? I can hear Sam Kinnison now "Dear Lord I lived a good life in this river and now I can rest peacefully... OH WAIT! WHAT THE FUCK? I'M Someones DICK! I'm in a guy's DICK that's near a guy's ASS!!!OHHH OOHHHHHH OOOHHHHHH!!!!!
Try a piece of KFC & go walk in the ghetto.
I hate crawfish. And foreskins.
It's the only way to get that skanky fish scent anywhere near his dick.
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