Can't Fix This Flat

I don't know if this guy looked Asian before, but he does now with his flat face and slanted eyes. Fucking shit, did he get run over by a tank? I'm pretty sure CPR isn't going to help him out at all. What condition are his shoes in?

24 Comments
  • fuzzynaval420 September 18, 2014

    Just pop your thumb in his mouth give a lil pump to his solarplex and he'll be golden works every time.

    +0
  • fuckybrained September 18, 2014

    Did a Acme anvil fall on them?

    +0
  • fistermister September 18, 2014

    ♫ Baby face, you've go the flattest little baby face.♪

    +3
  • fuckybrained September 18, 2014

    Wile E. Coyote finally won

    +3
  • longhungwong September 18, 2014

    This would make a great garbage pail kids collectors card.

    +6
  • vulture September 18, 2014

    if thats a med alert tag its not going to help

    +1
  • vikingshill September 18, 2014

    Wasn't he in Big Trouble in Little China?

    +5
  • longhungwong September 18, 2014

    Its probably scene for a Jackie Chan's rush hour sequel.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius September 18, 2014

    No no, I said I wanted a Phillips head...

    +7
  • goodster September 18, 2014

    That's gonna leave a mark!

    +0
  • bigtex September 18, 2014

    Talk about wrong place wrong time

    +0
  • donunderstan September 18, 2014

    Fuck the CPR, dudes gonna need a bicycle pump.

    +1
  • rockinron September 18, 2014

    original? no not really fuckers are always getting there heads smushed in asian citys.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot September 18, 2014

    I thought that only happened in cartoons!

    +0
  • whobe September 18, 2014

    Damn he would make a awesome surfboard.

    +0
  • iamapocalypse September 18, 2014

    Didn't realize they made an Asian version of the mask. CGI looks like shit though

    +0
  • potrostation September 18, 2014

    Where is his side kick Ribbon?

    +0
  • matv September 18, 2014

    @bigtex wong prace at wong time. defective helmet?

    +0
  • dullfeathers September 19, 2014

    They are collecting his last thoughts nicely.

    +0
  • cellule September 19, 2014

    Sometime a spoon is better than chopsticks. Just sayin'.

    -1
  • big_daddy305 September 19, 2014

    This makes me think of that movie "Drop Dead Fred"

    +0
  • msswan September 19, 2014

    Charly Brown?

    +0
  • neospace September 19, 2014

    If TV has tought me anything, you need to put your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard, should fix that.

    +0
  • pinchetumadre September 19, 2014

    Lemonheads are popular in Asia

    +0
 
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