I don't know if this guy looked Asian before, but he does now with his flat face and slanted eyes. Fucking shit, did he get run over by a tank? I'm pretty sure CPR isn't going to help him out at all. What condition are his shoes in?
Just pop your thumb in his mouth give a lil pump to his solarplex and he'll be golden works every time.
Did a Acme anvil fall on them?
♫ Baby face, you've go the flattest little baby face.♪
Wile E. Coyote finally won
This would make a great garbage pail kids collectors card.
if thats a med alert tag its not going to help
Wasn't he in Big Trouble in Little China?
Its probably scene for a Jackie Chan's rush hour sequel.
No no, I said I wanted a Phillips head...
That's gonna leave a mark!
Talk about wrong place wrong time
Fuck the CPR, dudes gonna need a bicycle pump.
original? no not really fuckers are always getting there heads smushed in asian citys.
I thought that only happened in cartoons!
Damn he would make a awesome surfboard.
Didn't realize they made an Asian version of the mask. CGI looks like shit though
Where is his side kick Ribbon?
@bigtex wong prace at wong time. defective helmet?
They are collecting his last thoughts nicely.
Sometime a spoon is better than chopsticks. Just sayin'.
This makes me think of that movie "Drop Dead Fred"
If TV has tought me anything, you need to put your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard, should fix that.
Lemonheads are popular in Asia