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posted by Adam H. on 9/18/2014

Can't Fix This Flat

I don't know if this guy looked Asian before, but he does now with his flat face and slanted eyes. Fucking shit, did he get run over by a tank? I'm pretty sure CPR isn't going to help him out at all. What condition are his shoes in?


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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
fuzzynaval420
Just pop your thumb in his mouth give a lil pump to his solarplex and he'll be golden works every time.
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 3:13 PM

fuckybrained
Did a Acme anvil fall on them?
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 3:13 PM

fistermister
♫ Baby face, you’ve go the flattest little baby face.♪
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 3:13 PM

fuckybrained
Wile E. Coyote finally won
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 3:14 PM

longhungwong
This would make a great garbage pail kids collectors card.
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 3:15 PM

vulture
if thats a med alert tag its not going to help
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 3:18 PM

vikingshill
Wasn't he in Big Trouble in Little China?
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 3:24 PM

longhungwong
Its probably scene for a Jackie Chan’s rush hour sequel.
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 3:26 PM

ludenlasivius
No no, I said I wanted a Phillips head...
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 3:37 PM

goodster
That’s gonna leave a mark!
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 3:51 PM

bigtex
Talk about wrong place wrong time
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 4:06 PM

donunderstan
Fuck the CPR, dudes gonna need a bicycle pump.
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 4:23 PM

rockinron
original? no not really fuckers are always getting there heads smushed in asian citys.
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 5:20 PM

sirfartsalot
I thought that only happened in cartoons!
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 5:24 PM

whobe
Damn he would make a awesome surfboard.
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 5:41 PM

iamapocalypse
Didn't realize they made an Asian version of the mask. CGI looks like shit though
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 7:29 PM

potrostation
Where is his side kick Ribbon?
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 8:56 PM

matv
@bigtex wong prace at wong time. defective helmet?
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 10:40 PM

dullfeathers
They are collecting his last thoughts nicely.
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posted on: 09-18-14 @ 11:32 PM

cellule
Sometime a spoon is better than chopsticks. Just sayin’.
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 12:05 AM

big_daddy305
This makes me think of that movie "Drop Dead Fred"
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 2:25 AM

msswan
Charly Brown?
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 5:05 AM

neospace
If TV has tought me anything, you need to put your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard, should fix that.
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 6:36 AM

pinchetumadre
Lemonheads are popular in Asia
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 3:38 PM

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